Slightly embarassing story (in progress)

FeistyFille

You guys are going to think I'm a perv after my Emmanuelle post yesterday....  Oh well. 

So I have this pen with a novelty plastic penis that is stuck on the end.  I think I got it at some bachelorette party or something.  It's usually innocently sitting up in my cup o' pens on my desk upstairs.  Well, lately the boys have been sneaking up on my desk to play with all the goodies I have up there.  They always, always, always pull this penis pen out and use it to draw on paper.  I don't really think anything of it.  It's not something dirty or gross to them so I usually just pick it up after it's discarded and stick it back into the cup.  No biggie.

Well, right now my cleaning lady is here with her 20-month-old son.  He's a sweetie and just quietly plays with the boys' toys when she brings him.  They're in the kitchen right now.  Meanwhile I'm here at the table, working on my writing (or was anyway). I looked up and saw that she handed him some paper to write on and the penis pen!  I don't think she realizes what it is either since she is a very straight-laced, clean-living lady.  Oh man.  If she figures it out, I'm sure she's going to be mortified and who knows what she'll think of me.  Ha!

 

FireChiefsBride

Bwahaha!  That's hilarious.

(reminds myself that I threw away any remaining paraphernalia that would indicate I had any form of previous life.) 

FeistyFille

Oops!  Sorry about the double post. 

Nessia

FeistyFille:

Oops!  Sorry about the double post. 

isn't that embarrassing.