The winner is...

ffejsGirl

Aymahlee...and that's it. No last name.

She'll be announced:

Aymahlee! daughter of Ffej & Ffej's girl, age 14 months loves to put macaroni in her hair and scream at the top of her lungs, Aymahlee! everyone.

Next week we'll talk about introducing a workout rountine into her daily schedule. She's already on Atkins and barely in the 5th% so I don't think we'll need anything to strenuous. Actually I'm thinking more strength training just to keep her toned.

EDITED: Forgot to give a big thanks and shout out to SweetH for coming up with Aymahlee as my little princess' new name. Thanks SweetH!

SweetHurricane

You should probably go ahead and order a couple of these:

https://www.amazon.com/Wonka-Pixy-Giant-1-Ounce-Straws/dp/B000E58P5S/ref=sr_1_6?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1323981317&sr=1-6

ffejsGirl

SweetHurricane:

You should probably go ahead and order a couple of these:

https://www.amazon.com/Wonka-Pixy-Giant-1-Ounce-Straws/dp/B000E58P5S/ref=sr_1_6?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1323981317&sr=1-6

I EFFING LOVE pixy stixs. I couldn't possibly share them with her. I'm going to get those sugar cubes, like what you put in your coffee, and I ordered a pallet of Red Bull just to get us started.

CaniacMom

I can't wait to hear that Aymahlee has won the top title of Stupendous Ultimate Super Grand Supreme Queen Teeny Tiny Princess at the Groundhog's Day Scholarship Pageant.

bethyla

CaniacMom:

I can't wait to hear that Aymahlee has won the top title of Stupendous Ultimate Super Grand Supreme Queen Teeny Tiny Princess at the Groundhog's Day Scholarship Pageant.

 

LMAO

RedZee

I had no idea what this post was about and just read the other one. DD is looking at me like I'm insane as I laugh my head off at it.

I've only watched this show in clips on The Soup, but I think I've picked up a few things.

I think you need a middle name. And I think that middle name should be Treasure (one of DH's student's names). Ayemahlee Treasure. It's a beautiful name.

Next, Broc is right. That girl needs some hair and a spray tan. I'm thinking extensions. A wig will just look too fake. If she cries while they're being put in, you yell at her and tell her it's the only way she's going to be able to "inspire of hope, love, and education". [Clearly the people who use this type of grammar should be the one doing the inspiring.]

You're spending every spare moment practicing her slutty dance routine with her, right? And you're ssaying things to her like, "If this isn't perfect, you don't get any milk! I said girate dammit!"