I need help.

ffejsGirl

Toddlers and Tiaras on TLC is my guilty addiction and a new season has started. I just can't stand it anymore. My daughter is obviously too fantastically amazing to sit on the sidelines and watch these other girls win her crowns. So we are going to enter the world of pageants.

Emily just isn't a pageanty name though. I mean these girls have way more princessy stellar names. So first help me rename my daughter, my top picks are:

Airabellia

Jessalyn Jo

Mariellah Mariah

 

We'll start with that. More things to come on our road to stardom. There's a lot to prepare for. The next pageant in Iowa is the Miss Beauty of the World Pageant on March 18th! If Em wins the crown, she will have the opportunity to "encourage, motivate and inspire children around the globe of hope, love and education."

Look for us on TLC.

 

MarSamWhitney

First off, she is going to need some proactive. Do you haveher on an hour of cardio a day? You never know when penn state is going to swin by. Just some tips. You're welcome.

SweetHurricane

Oh, you need help alright.

I googled some variations of Emily for you. WDYT of these:

Emma Leigh

Emery Emerson

Aymahlee

You should probably get a home tanning booth and start an order on some flips. Nobody likes a baby that doesn't have a mouth full of teeth.

ffejsGirl

MarSamWhitney:

First off, she is going to need some proactive. Do you haveher on an hour of cardio a day? You never know when penn state is going to swin by. Just some tips. You're welcome.

Whoa coach Marsam you're way ahead of me. I'm taking this one week at a time! I'm a pageant virgin. Unless people telling you your whole life you're stunningly beautiful and belong on the stage to be judged, but I digress. Lets start with a name. However an exercise program is an excellent idea. We'll hit on that next week, but you can start putting some routines together. Oh and she's been on proactive since that awful newborn acne popped up.

ffejsGirl

SweetHurricane:

Oh, you need help alright.

I googled some variations of Emily for you. WDYT of these:

Emma Leigh

Emery Emerson

Aymahlee

You should probably get a home tanning booth and start an order on some flips. Nobody likes a baby that doesn't have a mouth full of teeth.

First off Emma Leigh is pure brilliance. I think we need more sparkle though. I mean I want her name to be called and the judges go YES! that name alone deserves a crown. Would you pronounce it AYE or AWE in Aymahlee?

CaniacMom

I admit to that show being one of my guilty pleasures as well (when DH is not home).  He refuses to watch any television show that has a child crying, whining, etc in it. 

What are you going to do about ridicously expensive dresses for your daughter.  I about fell off the bed over the $700 custom dress the mother of the 23 month old ordered and then it was too short and the hand/arm accessories didn't even fit right.  I know some parents even spend more - I just can't imagine!!

MarSamWhitney

CaniacMom:

I admit to that show being one of my guilty pleasures as well (when DH is not home).  He refuses to watch any television show that has a child crying, whining, etc in it. 

What are you going to do about ridicously expensive dresses for your daughter.  I about fell off the bed over the $700 custom dress the mother of the 23 month old ordered and then it was too short and the hand/arm accessories didn't even fit right.  I know some parents even spend more - I just can't imagine!!

700 dollar dress? I think my LO's most expensive dress was 15 dollars at a mom to mom sale!! LOL

MarSamWhitney

SweetHurricane:

Oh, you need help alright.

I googled some variations of Emily for you. WDYT of these:

Emma Leigh

Emery Emerson

Aymahlee

You should probably get a home tanning booth and start an order on some flips. Nobody likes a baby that doesn't have a mouth full of teeth.

I love Emma Leigh. Or Brooke Lynn.  I would also recommend getting her ears and belly button pierced. We need her to WOW the judges.

SweetHurricane

ffejsGirl:

SweetHurricane:

Oh, you need help alright.

I googled some variations of Emily for you. WDYT of these:

Emma Leigh

Emery Emerson

Aymahlee

You should probably get a home tanning booth and start an order on some flips. Nobody likes a baby that doesn't have a mouth full of teeth.

First off Emma Leigh is pure brilliance. I think we need more sparkle though. I mean I want her name to be called and the judges go YES! that name alone deserves a crown. Would you pronounce it AYE or AWE in Aymahlee?

The beauty of that name is that it's open to interpretation.

SweetHurricane

MarSamWhitney:

SweetHurricane:

Oh, you need help alright.

I googled some variations of Emily for you. WDYT of these:

Emma Leigh

Emery Emerson

Aymahlee

You should probably get a home tanning booth and start an order on some flips. Nobody likes a baby that doesn't have a mouth full of teeth.

I love Emma Leigh. Or Brooke Lynn.  I would also recommend getting her ears and belly button pierced. We need her to WOW the judges.

I saw a mom on there the other day putting fake nails on her 1.5 year old. Maybe you could make friends with her? Clearly she knows what she's doing.

broccolitree

That baby needs a wig and a spray tan for real.

bethyla

She just started walking, right?  You better pop some heels on her fast! 

RosieBcheeks98

You need to get her eyebrows undercontrol!

RosieBcheeks98

I'm thinking about joining you.  I think Cooper needs a rat tail first?  Thoughts? lol

 

I lovee that show!

SweetHurricane

bethyla:

She just started walking, right?  You better pop some heels on her fast! 

https://heelarious.com/stella.php

Your welcome.

MarSamWhitney

RosieBcheeks98:

I'm thinking about joining you.  I think Cooper needs a rat tail first?  Thoughts? lol

 

I lovee that show!

Oh man, I don't know if W can associate with someone that has a rat tail.

RosieBcheeks98

MarSamWhitney:

RosieBcheeks98:

I'm thinking about joining you.  I think Cooper needs a rat tail first?  Thoughts? lol

 

I lovee that show!

Oh man, I don't know if W can associate with someone that has a rat tail.

But it's for good luck..especially when you are competing against yourself!

Did anyone watch that episode?  Did he really compete against himself and his mom still thought he was going to lose??

SweetHurricane

RosieBcheeks98:

MarSamWhitney:

RosieBcheeks98:

I'm thinking about joining you.  I think Cooper needs a rat tail first?  Thoughts? lol

 

I lovee that show!

Oh man, I don't know if W can associate with someone that has a rat tail.

But it's for good luck..especially when you are competing against yourself!

Did anyone watch that episode?  Did he really compete against himself and his mom still thought he was going to lose??

Is this the one where it was his last pageant and they had a big going away thing at the end? Sooo stupid. You can bet your azz they don't do that with every little girl that retires.

ffejsGirl

SweetHurricane:

bethyla:

She just started walking, right?  You better pop some heels on her fast! 

https://heelarious.com/stella.php

Your welcome.

OMG Aymahlee NEEDS a pair red boots with spurs! For her cowgirl talent act!

I agree on the perfection of an "open to interpretation" name. It has the added bonus of allowing me to get super pissed when it's pronouced wrong.

Should I find a middle name? Or should I drop a last name all together and go for a solo name like Madonna, Prince, Brittney, Oprah? I'm thinking solo because come March 18th who isn't going to know AYMAHLEE!

ffejsGirl

CaniacMom:

I admit to that show being one of my guilty pleasures as well (when DH is not home).  He refuses to watch any television show that has a child crying, whining, etc in it. 

What are you going to do about ridicously expensive dresses for your daughter.  I about fell off the bed over the $700 custom dress the mother of the 23 month old ordered and then it was too short and the hand/arm accessories didn't even fit right.  I know some parents even spend more - I just can't imagine!!

ALL expenses will come out of her college fund! Because she certainly won't need a college fund once she's famous. Plus frequently top crown winners get college scholarships. And honestly only the cheapies spend $700 on a dress. I'm looking at ones with real swarovski crystals and genuine cubic zirconias beaded in by small children in China. You know the ones she'll be preaching peace, love & education to.

ffejsGirl

RosieBcheeks98:

I'm thinking about joining you.  I think Cooper needs a rat tail first?  Thoughts? lol

 

I lovee that show!

Better pop some Rogaine on that kids head if he's going to have a rat tail by March! LMAO that kid with the tail was just oh so sad.

emareld2000

I sincerely hope this is sarcasm at work. Putting a child in a pageant like that should be considered mental abuse. You are making your child a sex object in the eyes of pedophiles. It's disgusting. And the belly ring, ugh. 

broccolitree

Your mom is disgusting.

emareld2000

She might be *shrugs* but pageanting your child is far more disgusting. 

broccolitree

Says your mom.

emareld2000

No, actually says me.

What are you, 7?  

broccolitree

Your mom is 7.