I was just on the recieving end of a shiit shower

weelass24

JFC.

I'm the only adult in the house. I think J is about to go to sleep.  If he does, do I take a super fast shower or do I rinse/wash my hair out in the sink and wait for DH. 

I seriously don't know what to do.  Oisin can't really be trusted to just hang out.  Maybe I can put him in his crib.  I still have to rinse out all the clothes.  J's and mine.

Holyfuckingshit this is so disgusting.  Someone please come up with a rational plan becasue my head is not in the right place to think straight.

MandyBrownNoser

I don't have any suggestion but do you take any solace in knowing that this post title is one of the best in recent memory?

 

staycee

throw the clothes out, and throw all of you into the shower!

 

kaydee_2008

Will O shower with you or play in the bathroom while you shower? I'm sorry if I lived anywhere near you I'd come help.

Alex17

Oh Wee.  ::bighugs::

 Rinse out the clothes.

Put J somewhere safe to go to sleep...crib/swing/bouncer, put Oisin in his crib (even if he cries) and take a shower. Oisin will be safe in the crib (assuming he doesn't climb out ever), and you can rinse off.

I'm sorry.

MrsVonKikabee

Take O in the shower with you. Or can you sit him on the bathroom floor while you take a super fast shower? I did that with V today and she didn't get into too much trouble.

ludicrous

I also vote shower. Put him in the crib or anywhere else he can't get in trouble and rinse off.

thefarmchick

Put the baby to bed and put O somewhere safe with his favorite toys (even if that's in the bathroom) and get yourself a quick shower. 

I always feel better after a shower.  Rinse the clothes out after that.

weelass24

OK, J is still sleeping and I am showered.  I rinsed the clothes first so I wouldn't have to take 2 showers.  They are soaking/draining now and then I'll squeeze them out and put them on the like to dry.  Oisin hung out in the living room with a huge thing of milk watching Toy Story 3.

thank the sweet baby jeebus for Woody and Buzz Lightyear.

weelass24

MandyBrownNoser:

I don't have any suggestion but do you take any solace in knowing that this post title is one of the best in recent memory?

 

That's pretty impressive coming from you.