Seriously?

NotSharknado

I was on 0-3 month board and one poster had a question about the contract she made up for her nanny. It's a pretty funny thread. Normally I dont make fun but it was pretty entertaining so if you're looking for a giggle jump over and take a look see:)

NotSharknado

shanado:

I was on 0-3 month board and one poster had a question about the contract she made up for her nanny. It's a pretty funny thread. Normally I dont make fun but it was pretty entertaining so if you're looking for a giggle jump over and take a look see:)

You have to scroll down a bit and it's title is "Contract For Babysitter Highly Important Please Read"

ambicklion

W O W

JES0724

HAHAHAHAHA. That was to die for. I mean I understand being real nervous. But a contract and all those rules? Sheesh. Does that child live in a bullet proof bubble? I mean the babysitter has to check on the babies breathing every 10 minutes? Uh. I work in daycare and would dread having to work for a woman like this.

eesome

Good Lord....

Another helicopter mom is born. 

missjilly1025

That's good for a giggle!

wintermama11

eesome:

Good Lord....

Another helicopter mom is born. 

 

daylight11

That was unreal.

ejagk

 

That is going to be one sheltered child. I wonder what the husband thinks of all that.
If I showed up to work for her and she handed me that contract, I would laugh in her face. What a joke.

KD+BC

Is that Selfie's (or however you spell it) sister? Lol

jennypenny1014

KD+BC:

Is that Selfie's (or however you spell it) sister? Lol

HAHAHAHA!!! FTW!!

She needs to add "No activities that can stress the baby out, so as to prevent catching 'The Gay.'"

+diana82+

Meh. While I agree she's a wee bit over the top (checking on baby every 10-15 mins to make sure no hazards in crib??) I actually don't think it's a terrible idea. I don't see how that is much different than setting your kid up in a daycare - there will be rules and policies and such that have to be followed.

ETA: and while I think treating it as a "contract" is a bit much, it really just reads like a job description, which again I don't think is unreasonable to have. But whether you call it a contract or something else is just a semantics debate, really.