Mine you ask? Well, it's gone something like this.
Up at 7:00. Discover DD soaked through her overnight diaper and jammies. Try to shower with DD EVERYWHERE and in EVERYTHING. Scarf down breakfast and cup of coffee as DD is getting tired of sitting in highchair. DD has massive blowout. Change of clothes #1. Tend to poopy clothes, laundry. DD playing and hear "splash". Find out DD has dumped DH's large cup of water down front of speaker and on floor. Said cup of water down entire front of DD. Change of clothes #2. Get out green machine to suck up water from carpet. Play with DD, finally get her to settle down for nap with a diaper wipe (has to hold something and suck her thumb) and Curious George tv show.
And all that was in a span of 2 hours. Please tell me my day can only get better?