hoping ya'll are nicer.

babyike

mallory+kyle:

Okay, I'm sorry but ya'll I'm from Mississippi. I say ya'll. I can't help it.

I'm from Texas and I say it too, but my goodness please move your apostrophe!  

Y'all

Ya'll  

mallory+kyle

babyike, YOUR mom didn't talk to you when YOUR auntie flo first came to visit? You're retarded.

bostonbluejay

Lame. 

 

SpartyMom2B

mallory+kyle:

babyike, YOUR mom didn't talk to you when YOUR auntie flo first came to visit? You're retarded.

Uh-oh...better watch out, babyike.

ETA: size

kcblues97

mallory+kyle:

babyike, YOUR mom didn't talk to you when YOUR auntie flo first came to visit? You're retarded.

<-------

I have done so many of these reading both (this and BOTB) post that I am getting a headache.  The only reason we seem mean, is because apparently you lack common sense.

MeatballEsq

SpartyMom2B:

mallory+kyle:

babyike, YOUR mom didn't talk to you when YOUR auntie flo first came to visit? You're retarded.

Uh-oh...better watch out, babyike.

ETA: size

this PIP is awesome ya'll (said with a Britney Spears accent)

babyike

mallory+kyle:

babyike, YOUR mom didn't talk to you when YOUR auntie flo first came to visit? You're retarded.

First, my mom has never referred to my period as my "auntie flo".  That sounds ridiculous to me.  She did of course talk to me at length about menstruation and reproduction.

Second, my mom also never told me that the start of my period would be clear fluid.  Also ridiculous.

Third, I honestly do not see the relevance of the "retarded" comment.  So, you're deeming a person to be mentally disabled because you think their mother didn't speak to them about their period?  (which obviously you misunderstood my reply)

FYI, I am calling BS on you, your comments, your clear blood, your Buddy boyfriend, and well... basically I'm calling BS on you, OP.  Thanks for playing, bye-bye now. 

MeatballEsq

mallory+kyle:

babyike, YOUR mom didn't talk to you when YOUR auntie flo first came to visit? You're retarded.

And you're an ignorant idiot. As if we didn't already realize that....

babyike

SpartyMom2B:

mallory+kyle:

babyike, YOUR mom didn't talk to you when YOUR auntie flo first came to visit? You're retarded.

Uh-oh...better watch out, babyike.

ETA: size

:::runs off to a corner and pouts:::

No worries...

 

jujubee25

babyike:

 

This is my new favorite thing ever.

Also, the OP can't help but be stupid - no hemoglobin in that clear blood of hers, how's she getting any oxygen to the brain?

KittyKatMom

I am honestly shocked by the number of people who are buying into this MUD.

catahoulatte

mallory+kyle:

My name is Mallory and I've been dating my boyfriend Kyle for about a year now. I introduced myself to the babies on the brain board but they seem pretty mean. I am not a mean girl and prefer niceness. My sister talks about her friends on the bump all the time, so I thought I'd say hey.  We are talking about getting hitched real soon but I think we may be getting married before that! My period is almost late but I started it on Monday. It's just clear instead of red. My family is going to freak out because Kyle and I haven't been dating that long, but oh wells.

Anyways, just thought I'd say hey. So HEY!!!

Mallory

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KNemo

Banker&BSN:

LilyPotter218:

mallory+kyle:

I am confused by all this harsh energy. Why is everyone so cranky today? Don't worry it will be TGIF before we know it!!!!

Mallory

Friday is not going to make you any less ignorant. This is MUD right? Buddy... Ha

 

LMFAO!! 

Me too. WINNING!

elinorc1

DeerHunter79:

Just read the BOTB post and she said the clear period comes before the red one.  So there you have it!

 

I wonder if maybe it's actually blue, not clear, like in the ads for sanitary towels? Maybe i shouldn't suggest that to her though. Too much confusion in that brain already.

babyike

KNemo:

Banker&BSN:

LilyPotter218:

mallory+kyle:

I am confused by all this harsh energy. Why is everyone so cranky today? Don't worry it will be TGIF before we know it!!!!

Mallory

Friday is not going to make you any less ignorant. This is MUD right? Buddy... Ha

 

LMFAO!! 

Me too. WINNING!

LilyP, you have out-done yourself.  

:::hands LilyP the MUD PIP 1st place trophy and applauds::: 

ChiTown Bridget

SteFizzRich

mallory+kyle:

My name is Mallory and I've been dating my boyfriend Kyle for about a year now. I introduced myself to the babies on the brain board but they seem pretty mean. I am not a mean girl and prefer niceness. My sister talks about her friends on the bump all the time, so I thought I'd say hey.  We are talking about getting hitched real soon but I think we may be getting married before that! My period is almost late but I started it on Monday. It's just clear instead of red. My family is going to freak out because Kyle and I haven't been dating that long, but oh wells.

Anyways, just thought I'd say hey. So HEY!!!

Mallory

Your sister wouldn't happen to be Mylovelyusername, would she?

ETA: Grammer

mdjdf

WOW!

mdjdf

WOW!

foxxy1

blindvictory:

Quoted for emphasis...

zoeyzee

babyike:

mallory+kyle:

babyike, YOUR mom didn't talk to you when YOUR auntie flo first came to visit? You're retarded.

First, my mom has never referred to my period as my "auntie flo".  That sounds ridiculous to me.  She did of course talk to me at length about menstruation and reproduction.

Second, my mom also never told me that the start of my period would be clear fluid.  Also ridiculous.

Third, I honestly do not see the relevance of the "retarded" comment.  So, you're deeming a person to be mentally disabled because you think their mother didn't speak to them about their period?  (which obviously you misunderstood my reply)

FYI, I am calling BS on you, your comments, your clear blood, your Buddy boyfriend, and well... basically I'm calling BS on you, OP.  Thanks for playing, bye-bye now. 

 

 

SGC29

Oh

KissyFishyLips

Oh mah goodnus.

sgt_ema

mallory+kyle:

Okay, I'm sorry but ya'll I'm from Mississippi. I say ya'll. I can't help it.

If you were REALLY from the south you wouldn't put "ya'll" it would just be yall.  Trust me, I'm a TRUE southerner!!!

heatherjesse

I am so glad that I didn't miss lovely gem! I really enjoy this board! On another note, I should really go back and tell my profs at my medical school that they failed to teach me about the clear period before the red one...or maybe I should give my degree back because I missed that part.

NJMom050911

I think maybe your mother told you EWCM is your clear period so you wouldn't have sex during this time, she was hoping you would never reproduce.

h2ojock13

:: Runs in from the May, 2011 Board and splashes in the MUD ::

Sorry for lurking ladies. You all need to be nice to this poor little girl. Let's all be honest here..

Hunny, I am sorry everyone is being so mean to you. You can have a clear period and need pantiliners. It normally is called an STD or a Yeast Infection, they can even be the kind that don't smell or itch (So if anyone tells you that you should be okay as long as you are not itchy don't listen) You need to go to a planned parenthood RIGHT AWAY and tell them that you need some ORTHO TRI-CYCLEN .You have to take it monthly for the rest of your life ON TIME otherwise it will really mess you up. This stuff will come back immediately if you ever stop.

You can trust me.. I'm a doctor.

 

NJMom050911

BabyWillMake3:

:: Runs in from the May, 2011 Board and splashes in the MUD ::

Sorry for lurking ladies. You all need to be nice to this poor little girl. Let's all be honest here..

Hunny, I am sorry everyone is being so mean to you. You can have a clear period and need pantiliners. It normally is called an STD or a Yeast Infection, they can even be the kind that don't smell or itch (So if anyone tells you that you should be okay as long as you are not itchy don't listen) You need to go to a planned parenthood RIGHT AWAY and tell them that you need some ORTHO TRI-CYCLEN .You have to take it monthly for the rest of your life ON TIME otherwise it will really mess you up. This stuff will come back immediately if you ever stop.

You can trust me.. I'm a doctor.

 

She speaks the truth

Mrs.Umm

rrcraz7:

mallory+kyle:

My name is Mallory and I've been dating my boyfriend Kyle for about a year now. I introduced myself to the babies on the brain board but they seem pretty mean. I am not a mean girl and prefer niceness. My sister talks about her friends on the bump all the time, so I thought I'd say hey.  We are talking about getting hitched real soon but I think we may be getting married before that! My period is almost late but I started it on Monday. It's just clear instead of red. My family is going to freak out because Kyle and I haven't been dating that long, but oh wells.

Anyways, just thought I'd say hey. So HEY!!!

Mallory

Umm what? You bleed clear? What species are you?

 

ZOMG!! AN ALIEN!!

::runs to get a tinfoil hat::

 

Mrs.Umm

DeerHunter79:

Just read the BOTB post and she said the clear period comes before the red one.  So there you have it!

AHHHH...now I get it! It's like the shirt before the shirt!

ashleyamberRN

PetraStonegirl:

wickedsugar:

mallory+kyle:

Wickedsugar, yes I know blood is red.

Then why the He!! do you think it's your period ?? Becuase you do know that is blood right ?? And thanks for the MUD...

Because the other option is to accept that her cooter is crying hysterically because it has to live with her.

yea I would cry too 

MiniSteph

LilyPotter218:

mallory+kyle:

I am confused by all this harsh energy. Why is everyone so cranky today? Don't worry it will be TGIF before we know it!!!!

Mallory

Friday is not going to make you any less ignorant. This is MUD right? Buddy... Ha

 

Love this!

 

DemoDoll

SteFizzRich:

mallory+kyle:

My name is Mallory and I've been dating my boyfriend Kyle for about a year now. I introduced myself to the babies on the brain board but they seem pretty mean. I am not a mean girl and prefer niceness. My sister talks about her friends on the bump all the time, so I thought I'd say hey.  We are talking about getting hitched real soon but I think we may be getting married before that! My period is almost late but I started it on Monday. It's just clear instead of red. My family is going to freak out because Kyle and I haven't been dating that long, but oh wells.

Anyways, just thought I'd say hey. So HEY!!!

Mallory

Your sister wouldn't happen to be Mylovelyusername, would she?

ETA: Grammer

 

Love this! 

KNemo

Bumpity!

KNemo

ChancieMark said:

KNemo said:

Bumpity!

I you forever

I you forever and a day!

thiscoffeechick

I can't tell whether to laugh or cry for this poor girl. Did you see in the other thread where she asked if that was somebody's monkey??
I'm picturing her Mom standing over her giving her advice about her "clear" period and being like "They're all gonna laugh at you!" ala Steven King's Carrie.
It's just too bazaar. #AreWeBeingPunked?

thiscoffeechick

hereistreble said:

lauraneedscoffee said:

I can't tell whether to laugh or cry for this poor girl. Did you see in the other thread where she asked if that was somebody's monkey??
I'm picturing her Mom standing over her giving her advice about her "clear" period and being like "They're all gonna laugh at you!" ala Steven King's Carrie.
It's just too bazaar. #AreWeBeingPunked?

Dude. You bumped the zombie thread we linked? Why?

I was bouncing around between threads and I'm on mobile. It was an accident. Sorry. Any way to undo it?

LittleMrsW

Not to keep bumping this, but I think Lauren needs moar coffee!

thiscoffeechick

::hangs head in shame::

mallory4284

I really need to start looking at the time stamps for these things.... I was halfway down the first page before I realized this was from 2011! And the whole time I'm like, "wtf is a clear period?? Is she talking about CM??"

And just to clarify!! I am a completely different Mallory!