Help me figure this out.

selenagomezbieber2be

Okay, so my boyfrannnd and I are super in love and yeah, we're famous. But anyways, this WHORE FACE old lady is claiming that my boyfrannnd got her preggo and I KNOW 4 sure he was a virgin when we made love .

So like how do we get rid of this TRASHY OLD SKANK??? Or at least take the baby from her? But she's probably lying. But just in case she isn't. Should I let our attorneys handle this or hire Demi to b slap that  *** back to Compton?

 

JCGreene85

Just steal the baby. 

angelicalopez29

wha?

PrettyInPearls23

I was wondering how long it was going to take someone to jump on the Justin Bieber love-child bandwagon.

ImThisBabysMom

Omg. I'm sure Selena Gomez is educated so it's clear you aren't her. Get a better story. Lame azz.

gisa886

Well obviously she wants money so just buy the baby from her and pay her to keep her bishy mouth shut!!!!

ImThisBabysMom

I wouldn't want her old lady baby or his cheating azz baby anyways....save the money. You deserve better.

keychain01

JCGreene85:

Just steal the baby. 

You are my hero!