My head is bleeding.

Erin0806

Guess what I did.

Winner gets a calculator.

BlairWaldorf

Ran into a door.

texas77

opened up a cabinet and whacked yourself?

Bubbly Bobble

Hit it on the corner of the desk?

futuremrscrocco

Tried to do a hand stand and it failed?!

Doodlebugz

Slammed it down on the desk repeatedly?

weelass24

Bent down in your chair to pick up something you dropped and smacked on the desk on the way up.

OR

Someone left a tall file cabinet drawer open and you ran into it.

BoopADoopBetty

Are you sure its your blood?

Is it not blood spattered on you after you killing one of the students harrassing you?

armandos_girl

Stood up and hit your head on something hanging over you?

Erin0806

Nope. Keep guessing.

lglastorl

Bent down to get peanut butter out of your drawer and smacked it on your desk?

Doodlebugz

You went toe to toe with a warewolf after mooning him?

BlairWaldorf

Bloody nose.

This is a trick question & technically your nose is your head.

Anna&Matt

stabbed yourself in the head with a pen/pencil/etc.?

staycee

clunked it?

BoopADoopBetty

Sasquatch was getting you back after playing a prank on him thanks to eating that beef jerkey

liz_e34

Forehead papercut??

armandos_girl

Threw your calculator down on the desk, and a broken part flew back up and hit you in the head?

BlairWaldorf

Vampire sex.  Edward bit you.

kals

Cut yourself on purpose to get my attention and sympathy.

BoopADoopBetty

You popped a huge zit and its bleeding now.

Mysterious_wife

If the prize is a calculator I am going with you hit yourself in the head with it.

Bubbly Bobble

Stabbed/Scratched yourself with your fingernail?

armandos_girl

For the record, if someone hadn't already given this post 5 stars, I totally would have.

Erin0806

BoopADoopBetty:

You popped a huge zit and its bleeding now.

You win by default because I am sick of looking at this post.

I picked a tiny scab on my forehead. That used to be a zit.

weelass24

Smashed it getting in or out of the car?

Jessimurph

This is by far my most favoritest post ever!  Sorry you had to hurt your head in order to have the best post of the day :P

Doodlebugz

Our imaginations are awesome. 

Erin0806

Doodlebugz:

Our imaginations are awesome. 

Yes. They are.

Jessis62781

BlairWaldorf:

Vampire sex.  Edward bit you.

One could only hope Blair.

weelass24

Erin0806:

BoopADoopBetty:

You popped a huge zit and its bleeding now.

You win by default because I am sick of looking at this post.

I picked a tiny scab on my forehead. That used to be a zit.

 

I kinda wish you had lied about it.