nicknames for a vagina

wilburbud

SOMEHOW the fish taco and tambcats responce made me think HMM..

What stupid, funny, gross names have you heard for a vagina?

Tambcat

Someone on my regular board said she used to know this Mennonite woman who called it a "hootie cow." I don't get it, but it made me lol.

My parents used to call it a po-po, and it's still weird to me to hear people refer to the police as such.

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gisa886

Cooch, coochie, cooter, chaw, pink taco, baby chute, vajayjay, twat. That is all I got for now

gekeler6

LOL!  My husband is the best at this game!  One that he's been saying lately is....a$$hole neighbor! 

Tambcat

bearded clam grosses me out.

gisa886

Muffin, bearded clam, beaver, fur buger.

gekeler6

Tambcat:

bearded clam grosses me out.

agreed!  It sounds wet and hairy!

kiarataylor317

Popo, pocketbook, cooter, huuda

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AshleyC0117

Tambcat:

bearded clam grosses me out.

hahahah never heard this one but eww, i'm officially grossed out too! 

NayNaysPlayPen

My best friend and I, being the mature adults that we are, use "no-no."

Punken13

my sister calls her's her suzie

Magana85

My mother didn't want me running around calling it a vagina, so she had me call it a "coochie" instead.

whiterabbit5

I'm a big fan of vajunk and vajunka.  Has a masculine sound, while still maintaining feminine sensitivity.

ImThisBabysMom

Noonie. Pronounced like noon-E

katieh1017

vag, koo-ka (thanks to Jersey Shore). At one time when Britney Spears was flashing hers a lot during her crazy days I heard people refer to the vag as a Britney.

Monkeybabe

My H has all sorts of names for it, but we mostly use vag or cooter. He's amused by much more vulgar ones.

Laouli

Who - Ha

Vag

Cooka

and the Man in the Canoe...

tmattson2005

amber&tommy2010:

Ladybusiness, koo-ka, va jj, red snapper (for redheads), my nieces call it their front butt LOL

 

My daughters call it their butt, my MIL calls it a twit twat

kiarataylor317

I forgot... its been called "the cradle of civilization" or the "most important thing on earth" Thank you Summer's Eve

stephlas8

I always refer to it as cha-cha

DragonflyBelle

J calls it a tootie. Haha! Gash is another one...

Tambcat

Oh, I was at a spa party once, and the consultant (she was talking about how some product could be used for shaving) called it a woo-woo.

NayNaysPlayPen

ImThisBabysMom:

Noonie. Pronounced like noon-E

Nooooooo! This was the name of my first cabbage patch doll! LOLOLOL

lotus88

My parents use to have a foster kid who was prone to yeast infections. She had been taught (no idea by whom) to refer to it as her peach. She was forever saying, "my peach itches," "my peach burns." She was on the slower side also.

At the house I own now, we have two peach trees. When they come in, I bring some to work. So even if it's off season, people will ask me if the peach I have is one of mine. Yeah. My peach.

DragonflyBelle

Snatch Lady coin pouch Snooch

KFCupcake

Vagoo, my best friend growing up used to call it a Coolie. 

MarxieVonTrapp

I call it a vagina, but other than the ones listed I've also heard: gash, twat and c^nt.  All pretty foul.

In England, they call the vagina the fanny.  Makes for an awesome misunderstanding when you're talking about a fanny pack (which is called a bum pack over there).

mystiandcasey

My husband swears he came up with *** pocket all on his own...it is pretty good I have to say....

OR_Bride

I taught my daughter to call it her "girly parts".  I also taught her the correct name, but would rather not hear that come out of a 4 year old's mouth!

verrasta

amber&tommy2010:

Ladybusiness, koo-ka, va jj, red snapper (for redheads), my nieces call it their front butt LOL

 

My nieces call it a front butt too!!!  My 5 year old niece was in the bathroom with my SIL and said out loud (in a crowded bathroom) "Mommy you have a hairy butt"!!  LOL  gotta love kids!