Jesus Ween, anyone?

CleoKitty

It took me a while to figure out that this website is real and not satire: 

https://jesusween.com/

In a nutshell the idea is to encourage Christians to spread the good word by handing out Bibles and religious tracts to trick or treaters on Halloween. They've even got a Jesus Ween app and Facebook page.

C'mon, fess up. How many Bibles have you ordered to pass out to all the little goblins and ghouls at your door?

MayorMcCheese000

This just makes me think of Jesus' penis.

Anyone else?

DandRAgain

well, bibles ARE healthier than all the crap in a Snickers......

Amen.

DandRAgain

MayorMcCheese000:

This just makes me think of Jesus' penis.

Anyone else?

noooo, that's Jesus' Peen..not ween.....

Jodi&Joe

This post is full of awesome!

 

J&A2008

I think that name sounds obscene.  Sounds like trick or treating at Michael Jackson's house or something.

Emiliana7

I'm handing out copies of the necronomicon.

DandelionMom

Colbert had some awesome things to say about it last night.  I'm still giggling. 

justEK

I opened this post thinking you have been trying to wean dumpster jesus. 

Temp108743750006959

Hallo Jesus would have been better.

J&A2008

vccake:

Hallo Jesus would have been better.

So much better!

r9stedt

DandRAgain:

MayorMcCheese000:

This just makes me think of Jesus' penis.

Anyone else?

noooo, that's Jesus' Peen..not ween.....

:::clutches pearls:::

How vulgar and annoying.

kjr

This might be my favorite post of the year. 

MayorMcCheese000

r9stedt:

DandRAgain:

MayorMcCheese000:

This just makes me think of Jesus' penis.

Anyone else?

noooo, that's Jesus' Peen..not ween.....

:::clutches pearls:::

How vulgar and annoying.

Are you going to hold onto this forever? You really seem to not be able to laugh at yourself. Seriously who cares that some people didn't dig you calling your FI the Peen. Everytime I post you seem to try to relate it back to how horrible it is that I said I didn't like it. 1. I wasn't the only one and 2. It was such a silly laughable thing, certainly not something to get all panty twisted about like to seem to be.. Geesh. ETA: That was a bit harsh, which I didn't mean it to be because I'm not like mad, I just don't get where your sense of humor has gone on this/why you keep bringing it up?

MotherBucker

MayorMcCheese000:

r9stedt:

DandRAgain:

MayorMcCheese000:

This just makes me think of Jesus' penis.

Anyone else?

noooo, that's Jesus' Peen..not ween.....

:::clutches pearls:::

How vulgar and annoying.

Are you going to hold onto this forever? You really seem to not be able to laugh at yourself. Seriously who cares that some people didn't dig you calling your FI the Peen. Everytime I post you seem to try to relate it back to how horrible it is that I said I didn't like it. 1. I wasn't the only one and 2. It was such a silly laughable thing, certainly not something to get all panty twisted about like to seem to be.. Geesh. ETA: That was a bit harsh, which I didn't mean it to be because I'm not like mad, I just don't get where your sense of humor has gone on this/why you keep bringing it up?

 

Damn....seems like YOU need to untwist you panties... chill dude.  

MayorMcCheese000

MotherBucker:

MayorMcCheese000:

r9stedt:

DandRAgain:

MayorMcCheese000:

This just makes me think of Jesus' penis.

Anyone else?

noooo, that's Jesus' Peen..not ween.....

:::clutches pearls:::

How vulgar and annoying.

Are you going to hold onto this forever? You really seem to not be able to laugh at yourself. Seriously who cares that some people didn't dig you calling your FI the Peen. Everytime I post you seem to try to relate it back to how horrible it is that I said I didn't like it. 1. I wasn't the only one and 2. It was such a silly laughable thing, certainly not something to get all panty twisted about like to seem to be.. Geesh. ETA: That was a bit harsh, which I didn't mean it to be because I'm not like mad, I just don't get where your sense of humor has gone on this/why you keep bringing it up?

 

Damn....seems like YOU need to untwist you panties... chill dude.  

Noted. I'm pretty "chill" now though. Seriously, I'm just curious if we are going to do this forever. And just so we are all clear, I loves me some r9 so it has nothing to do with anything other than this whole Peen business.

nonoemily

Emiliana7:

I'm handing out copies of the necronomicon.

LOVE IT.