Any questions for an experienced mom?

Hyfagal

I'll do my best to answer them.

PenDun

What's the best way to punish my baby who thinks it's ok throw his blocks/toys all over the room and not pick them up when I tell him to?

Hyfagal

I'm just kidding!

Hyfagal

PenDun:

What's the best way to punish my baby who thinks it's ok throw his blocks/toys all over the room and not pick them up when I tell him to?

This is simple. Take away all of his toys and sell them. Extra cash for you and a valuable lesson for him.

violaplayer

If your ute falls on the floor and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Hyfagal

Yes. That's just science.

violaplayer

Okay, if that one was so easy....

 

Do you feel a preceeding period of totalitarianism is necessary to the successful functioning of a democracy?

PenDun

Hyfagal:

PenDun:

What's the best way to punish my baby who thinks it's ok throw his blocks/toys all over the room and not pick them up when I tell him to?

This is simple. Take away all of his toys and sell them. Extra cash for you and a valuable lesson for him.

Then how do I distract him enough to do things I want to do? Like bump and stuff.

PenDun

ViolaPlayer:

Okay, if that one was so easy....

 

Do you feel a preceeding period of totalitarianism is necessary to the successful functioning of a democracy?

I got this one Hyfa, YOUR MOM IS.

lauriebyronm

should I give my baby halloween candy, or be selfish and eat it myself

lauriebyronm

Should I let my baby go trick or treating alone

Hyfagal

lauriebyronm:

Should I let my baby go trick or treating alone

Can it crawl?

And yes you should eat the candy. It'll save a week's worth of 5 hour energy's for a particularly rough week in the future.

Ivana_Stolichnaya

lauriebyronm:

Should I let my baby go trick or treating alone

 

That's a great idea.  Put your baby in a walker and tape a 'trick or treat?' sign to it and send him on his way. 

lauriebyronm

Yes of course he can crawl, he is so super advanced, I just hope the little sucker doesn't *** slap me when I take the candy

Hyfagal

PenDun:

Hyfagal:

PenDun:

What's the best way to punish my baby who thinks it's ok throw his blocks/toys all over the room and not pick them up when I tell him to?

This is simple. Take away all of his toys and sell them. Extra cash for you and a valuable lesson for him.

Then how do I distract him enough to do things I want to do? Like bump and stuff.

vanfox

My baby is 6 months old and can't read yet. Should I sell him?

vanfox

Hyfagal:

PenDun:

Hyfagal:

PenDun:

What's the best way to punish my baby who thinks it's ok throw his blocks/toys all over the room and not pick them up when I tell him to?

This is simple. Take away all of his toys and sell them. Extra cash for you and a valuable lesson for him.

Then how do I distract him enough to do things I want to do? Like bump and stuff.

Aw, the wall is babywearing!

beckslea

Hyfagal:

PenDun:

Hyfagal:

PenDun:

What's the best way to punish my baby who thinks it's ok throw his blocks/toys all over the room and not pick them up when I tell him to?

This is simple. Take away all of his toys and sell them. Extra cash for you and a valuable lesson for him.

Then how do I distract him enough to do things I want to do? Like bump and stuff.

This is priceless. 

Ivana_Stolichnaya

Hyfagal:

PenDun:

Hyfagal:

PenDun:

What's the best way to punish my baby who thinks it's ok throw his blocks/toys all over the room and not pick them up when I tell him to?

This is simple. Take away all of his toys and sell them. Extra cash for you and a valuable lesson for him.

Then how do I distract him enough to do things I want to do? Like bump and stuff.

 

lol  At least they were nice enough to include the duck...you know, in case the kid gets bored hanging from the wall all day.  

JennDave+1

Ivana.Stolichnaya:

lauriebyronm:

Should I let my baby go trick or treating alone

 

That's a great idea.  Put your baby in a walker and tape a 'trick or treat?' sign to it and send him on his way. 

LOL. I laughed so hard my 3 year old is looking at me oddly.

Ivana_Stolichnaya

JennDave+1:

Ivana.Stolichnaya:

lauriebyronm:

Should I let my baby go trick or treating alone

 

That's a great idea.  Put your baby in a walker and tape a 'trick or treat?' sign to it and send him on his way. 

LOL. I laughed so hard my 3 year old is looking at me oddly.

 

 

Hyfagal

vanfox:

My baby is 6 months old and can't read yet. Should I sell him?

No you just need to motivate him. Show him flash cards and spank him for each one he doesn't read.

PenDun

Hyfagal:

PenDun:

Hyfagal:

PenDun:

What's the best way to punish my baby who thinks it's ok throw his blocks/toys all over the room and not pick them up when I tell him to?

This is simple. Take away all of his toys and sell them. Extra cash for you and a valuable lesson for him.

Then how do I distract him enough to do things I want to do? Like bump and stuff.

I love you more than anyone ever.

 

desdemona39

Is it ok to let my dog babysit while I'm at work? Daycare is awfully expensive...

lauriebyronm

should I crush up some tylenol pm's into my kids last meal to get him to sleep through the night?

vanfox

lauriebyronm:

should I crush up some tylenol pm's into my kids last meal to get him to sleep through the night?

I thought you were supposed to use Tylenol Rice Cereal PM in their bottles starting at 8 weeks?

QuintonsMummah

Holy crap, that photo with the kid and the duck has me rolling on the floor at work. I have a horrible cough so instead of laughing in coughing

kelleighxnicole

Does chloroform really work?

GHBEA

LOL love this post thanks for the laughs

JNBrickey

If DH and I want to go see Footloose tomorrow night and my parents can't sit, can I leave her in the dog's pen?  Should I leave the food and water bowl in there for her?

keyloscj@gmail.com

You ladies are so funny, good laughs

lilbit923

kelleighxnicole:

Does chloroform really work?

Ask Casey Anthony.

canthardlywait426

kelleighxnicole:

Does chloroform really work?

Dude. Really?

jandy09

LO is reaching the milestones of a one year old.  Since she still can fit into her infant carseat, can I just make it forward facing? I am too lazy to do the convertible one yet.

rimjob

Jandy09:

LO is reaching the milestones of a one year old.  Since she still can fit into her infant carseat, can I just make it forward facing? I am too lazy to do the convertible one yet.

yes,  just drive backwards.

mbrum810

OMFG... im crying im laughing so hard!! Thx ladies- it needed this, had a rough teething nite.

dawnski

rimjob:

Jandy09:

LO is reaching the milestones of a one year old.  Since she still can fit into her infant carseat, can I just make it forward facing? I am too lazy to do the convertible one yet.

yes,  just drive backwards.

 i rate this advice excellent