How the fvck do you get wine drunk?

MrsNiner

I can't get anymore than a 5 minute buzz from wine. I can drink a whole bottle and nothing. Is that a sign of a problem or does my body just like the hard shizz?

RosieBcheeks98

3 bottles should do the trick!

lilbit923

Can I suggest vodka and pineapple juice or orange juice?

StephDK

Wine just makes me sleepy.....liquor though, is a different story.

MrsNiner

lilbit923:

Can I suggest vodka and pineapple juice or orange juice?

Vodka is usually my drink of choice. But we finished it last night and all I have now is wine. I want to cry. Mama needs her bedtime happy buzz after baby goes to bed.

RosieBcheeks98

Wine makes me giggly and it doesn't give me a hangover. 

RayRay007

It sneaks up on me and leaves me with an awful hangover.

Quesera

Your tolerance is up!

laurakaz13

Just keep drinking it.  I've found the way!!!  :-)

MrsNiner

buffaluffagus:

Nerd, how is the UTI?!

You're making me giggle right now. Its better! I should be guzzling water, but mama needs the booze tonight! Dang whiney babes.

MrsNiner

buffaluffagus:

RandomPickle:

buffaluffagus:

Nerd, how is the UTI?!

You're making me giggle right now. Its better! I should be guzzling water, but mama needs the booze tonight! Dang whiney babes.

Hah! I'm preeeeeeetty sure you aren't supposed to booze it up when you have one of those bad boys BUT I'm not one to judge. I just pretty much chugged a beer after Zumba class. Kind of counter-productive.

Yeaaaah the doc told me not to booze it up, but she also didn't tell me my baby was cutting 4 top teeth. And as a Zumba instructor, beer is acceptable!