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mrebecca

1. Tell me about your first kiss.

2. How old were you when you got AF?

3. What made you the angriest you've ever been?

4. If you ever become famous, what would you want to have done to get there?

5. If you're ever in jail, what would you probably have done to get there? 

mrebecca

mrebecca:

1. Tell me about your first kiss.
--I was 16. He stole it. First "date." Stupid boy. 

2. How old were you when you got AF?
--14. I didn't think it would ever happen! ...not that I really wanted it to. 

3. What made you the angriest you've ever been?
-- The boy from question 1. Yeah. He's a real douche. I got a stomach ulcer from dating him! 

4. If you ever become famous, what would you want to have done to get there?
-- I would want to be famous for my creativity. A poem, maybe? A piece of artwork? An essay? A photograph? An innovative piece of tupperware?

5. If you're ever in jail, what would you probably have done to get there?
Something to protect my family. Seriously, I'd do it. But hopefully I wouldn't get caught.  

Bahaha... I quoted myself. 

GreenFlamingo7

I'm game. DH is downstairs watching the Cowboys-Redskins game while on the elliptical, and screaming his head off at the TV.

1. I was on a high school trip with French Club. Our teacher was an idiot, and didn't pay attention to the fact some of the girls rooms connected to the boys rooms. Whoops. I had my first kiss that night with a boy in the connecting room, and the girl I was sharing a room with had her first kiss with the other boy in the connecting room. Nowadays kids would have probably screwed, but I was a prude.

2. 13? I remember it was on January 1st. What a way to start the year!

3. I was the RN for an 8 year old Iraqi boy at a hospital in Baghdad. His mom adjusted the pillow under his leg in an attempt to make him more comfortable. He didn't like it, and he slapped the crap out of her. She just took it- which is proper in their culture. He was considered a man and she is a woman...so it is allowed. I pretty much verbally went off on the kid via the interpreter (my Arabic was failing at that moment). He was just so dang mean to his mother during his entire hospital stay. That whole culture ticks me off.

4. I wouldn't want to be famous.

5. I would have hurt someone that tried to hurt my kid.

Taryn0127

mrebecca:

1. Tell me about your first kiss. It was with a guy that I was really good friends with, and also had a crush on. He was not a very good kisser.

2. How old were you when you got AF? 11 years old.

3. What made you the angriest you've ever been? I was 17, and my stepmother slapped me in the face over me leaving a load of laundry in the dryer. I moved out of the house that day. My blood was boiling. She was a meth head who hated my dead mother. Really classy lady.

4. If you ever become famous, what would you want to have done to get there? I do not ever want to be famous.

5. If you're ever in jail, what would you probably have done to get there? If an adult ever hurt my child, I would be going to jail for kicking their @ss!

OctGirl80

mrebecca:

1. Tell me about your first kiss. I was in carpentry shop and in the spraying booth. I was a freshman & he was a junior (hs). I had no clue what I was doing.

2. How old were you when you got AF? 13/14, can't really remember.

3. What made you the angriest you've ever been? I got into a fight with one of dh's 'friends' because his gf & ex-gb (both lived with him) weren't invited to my bachelorette. He was the type to twist things around to make it suit him. He called me first thing the next morning (not even joking). Well, after some crap he said, he was not only uninvited to the wedding, but dh was no longer friends with him.

4. If you ever become famous, what would you want to have done to get there? I wouldn't want to be 'famous'. There's no privacy in that kind of life. I'd like to be 'known' for my photography or my writing.

5. If you're ever in jail, what would you probably have done to get there? Screwed up hiding the body of whoever I killed.

sarahdee678

mrebecca:

1. Tell me about your first kiss. On the back of the bus traveling with the band home from a football game. I was a slutty nerd.

2. How old were you when you got AF? 17. Right before a trip with friends to a waterpark. Crash course in tampon use ensued.

3. What made you the angriest you've ever been? My MIL saying, "well what do you want me to say?" after we told her we were pregnant. And then her trying to convince my husband that I'd gotten pregnant to "trap" him, even though we'd been married 2 years.

4. If you ever become famous, what would you want to have done to get there? I want to win the most money ever won on Jeopardy.

5. If you're ever in jail, what would you probably have done to get there? I probably would have killed my MIL for one of the many shiiitty things she's done or said to me.

mamabrof

mrebecca:

1. Tell me about your first kiss.  It was awful.  I was in 7th grade at a dance.  He tried to swallow my head.

2. How old were you when you got AF?  I was 13.  It was New Years' Day, and I was watching Swing Kids. 

3. What made you the angriest you've ever been?  I think anger is a secondary emotion to what you are really feeling.  Does that make sense?  I think the angriest I've ever been was when I found out that this guy I'd been with for 4 years was cheating... but really, it's the most hurt I've ever been.

4. If you ever become famous, what would you want to have done to get there?  Definitely fame by art.

5. If you're ever in jail, what would you probably have done to get there?  Stalking Ryan Gosling.

pawstech09

1. Tell me about your first kiss. I was 15 and talking to this 17 year old boy who lived down the street from where I babysat, I thought he was pretty cute, but I regretted the kiss like 10 seconds after it happened. Just didn't live up to my fairy tale!

2. How old were you when you got AF? 12! It was December, because I kept thinking it was the worst Christmas present ever!

3. What made you the angriest you've ever been? I can't even think of anything at the moment...

4. If you ever become famous, what would you want to have done to get there? I would love to try my hand at being an actress... or possibly an author the likes of Stephenie Meyers or JK Rowling

5. If you're ever in jail, what would you probably have done to get there? Shooting my FIL if he decides to show up at my home after I told him he's not allowed anywhere near me or my kids. He lives in IL, I live in AZ, there should be no reason he shows up here, especially after I said no.

SweetGirlC79

1. Tell me about your first kiss.  I was 15 and it was with a friend of mine at my friend's 16th birthday party.  She came outsde and saw us kissing and got upset because I didn't realize she liked him. 

2. How old were you when you got AF? I was 12 yrs old

3. What made you the angriest you've ever been?  When my parent didn't accept my DH when we were dating because he is a few years younger than me.  Now they adore him and think he's the best for me. 

4. If you ever become famous, what would you want to h ave done to get there?  If I became famous I want to do someting meaningful to get there like create a huge organization that people would want to be a part of and make it a success dealing with kids with disabilties. 

5. If you're ever in jail, what would you probably have done to get there?  I would never want to be in jail,but if anyone ever hurts my DS, I would hurt them.  I will protect him until I am gone. 

Molluskwrangler

1. Tell me about your first kiss. It was to a very sweet boy I was dating for a brief time in HS I was 16, I really liked him and it just didn't work out, he died in a car crash my Sr year and it was still crushing.  He was an amazing person.

2. How old were you when you got AF? 16

3. What made you the angriest you've ever been? When my dear family friend was killed. Look up Martin Olds Zimbabwe farmer, you'll get most of the story. (the government was killing reporters that said to much so some things are missing). The last thing he did before dying was keep a promise to his son.

4. If you ever become famous, what would you want to have done to get there?  Some kind of humanitarian act.

 5. If you're ever in jail, what would you probably have done to get there? Probably something to do with animals, beating someone for abusing their dog, releasing lab animals, something PETA would be proud of even though I don't agree with much of their practices.

Man you got me all sad and pissed this morning.

Fergie+1

1. Tell me about your first kiss.1st boyfriend; we were about to split for class and he just leaned in and snuck one. He was an awesome kisser.

2. How old were you when you got AF? 2 weeks after I turned 13.

3. What made you the angriest you've ever been? The most recent thing I can think of was a few months ago... my soon-to-be-ex stepfather shot the beloved family dog in the head after a seizure- when it was already planned for him to see a vet that coming Friday. That boxer was the SWEETEST thing in the world and didn't deserve to go out like that. (And before this starts a debate, I mean that he shouldn't have decided on his own that the dog needed to be killed over a seizure- he should have let the vet see him and decide if there was a treatment available or if euthanization was best.)

4. If you ever become famous, what would you want to have done to get there? Hm, never thought about it. I have no idea, but I would certainly hope it's for something good, like helping kids or having a kickass idea that makes money to support a charity.

5. If you're ever in jail, what would you probably have done to get there? Murder. Or at least attempted murder. I wouldn't hesitate to decapitate ANY person who hurt my child- physically, mentally, emotionally or otherwise.

MomlovesEloise

1. Tell me about your first kiss.I was 13 and before this boy would agree to be my boyfriend he wanted to make sure I was a good kisser. So I invited him to my house to make out. We made out all day in my bedroom and watched movies. We ended up dating on and off for the next 12 years. 2. How old were you when you got AF? 133. What made you the angriest you've ever been? My mother betrayed my trust over something where I don't think I will ever be able to forgive her. 4. If you ever become famous, what would you want to have done to get there? I would like to write the next great american novel. Not a Oprah's Book Club, Nicholas Sparks type of novel, but a Mark Twain, William Faulkner type of novel. 5. If you're ever in jail, what would you probably have done to get there? Protecting my family. Or going ape sh!t on people who spew hate, like the Westboro Baptist Church or women's clinic protestors. 

desdemona39

mrebecca:

1. Tell me about your first kiss.

I was 13, he was 16, and it was so awful I thought "people do this for fun??" (as I turned around and spat on the floor) I figured he knew what he was doing because he was older, but nope.

2. How old were you when you got AF?

13. I was out to dinner with my mom and her new BF... embarrassing!

3. What made you the angriest you've ever been?

The first time I experienced racism.

4. If you ever become famous, what would you want to have done to get there?

I don't want to be famous, but if I was, I would want it to be for curing some horrible disease or something.

5. If you're ever in jail, what would you probably have done to get there? 

Killing someone who tried to harm my kid. Seriously, I would.

Hyfagal

Fergie+1:

 

3. What made you the angriest you've ever been? The most recent thing I can think of was a few months ago... my soon-to-be-ex stepfather shot the beloved family dog in the head after a seizure- when it was already planned for him to see a vet that coming Friday. That boxer was the SWEETEST thing in the world and didn't deserve to go out like that. (And before this starts a debate, I mean that he shouldn't have decided on his own that the dog needed to be killed over a seizure- he should have let the vet see him and decide if there was a treatment available or if euthanization was best.)

That is so sad. Our dog has seizures all frequently and still leads a normal life.