DH got some over the weekend...

lilbit923

and has been acting goofy ever since then. I wonder if I overdosed him.

He's been smiling and giggling. Everything is funny to him. Even shiz that isn't remotely funny. I'm wondering where my real H went to, I'm beginning to think this new one is an imposter.

rimjob

I gave in to drunken H last night.  Drunk sex with him is not always what it is cracked up to be. 

weberm05

I really need to start being a better wife!!!!!  I think once a month is killer poor DH

lilbit923

rimjob:

I gave in to drunken H last night.  Drunk sex with him is not always what it is cracked up to be. 

It took a lot of coaxing from me. We talked over the weekend and I told him I've not been feeling into sex for a myriad of reasons. I don't feel attractive, I'm exhausted constantly, when I come to bed he goes to watch tv, I feel like he's been disinterested in me, etc. Ehh, but I took one for the team.

lilbit923

weberm05:

I really need to start being a better wife!!!!!  I think once a month is killer poor DH

How bout this one? I was after him to cough up the cvck for at least 3 times a week and he COMPLAINED that I was trying to kill him. Really? I think your prostate owes me a thank you card, a bottle of wine, something buddy.

PenDun

You hussy.

lilbit923

PenDun:

You hussy.

You bet your sweet asss I am, I have the bottle of Cupcake wine to prove it.

PenDun

lilbit923:

PenDun:

You hussy.

You bet your sweet asss I am, I have the bottle of Cupcake wine to prove it.

I'm starting to think I need to try this Cupcake wine. Everyone's talking about it.

JJsMom211

lilbit923:

PenDun:

You hussy.

You bet your sweet asss I am, I have the bottle of Cupcake wine to prove it.

*GASP* Are you referring to Cupcake Chardonnay? That's my shiit, girl! I'm always recommending that to women who want to try wine for the first time. It's a great starter wine

rimjob

I just called my town's liq store and they don't carry cupcake wine.  I'm dying to try it since you bltches have been pimping it out!  He said the closest store that has it is 30 mins from here.  I will be going there soon!

lilbit923

PenDun:

lilbit923:

PenDun:

You hussy.

You bet your sweet asss I am, I have the bottle of Cupcake wine to prove it.

I'm starting to think I need to try this Cupcake wine. Everyone's talking about it.

I picked out the bottle and DH mumbled under his breath "I'd get you 3 bottles if it meant I get laid more." I'm sorry, were you talking? I've been trying to get you to tap this more often and you whine, now that I show you what it's like to be denied, you whine? douchemonkey.

lilbit923

JJsMom211:

lilbit923:

PenDun:

You hussy.

You bet your sweet asss I am, I have the bottle of Cupcake wine to prove it.

*GASP* Are you referring to Cupcake Chardonnay? That's my shiit, girl! I'm always recommending that to women who want to try wine for the first time. It's a great starter wine

Why yes I am JJ, yes I am. Everyone else is having roast and potatoes tonight. But me, no, no, no, I think I am wanting something that comes in a glass. CUPCAKE wine it is.

lilbit923

JJsMom211:

lilbit923:

PenDun:

You hussy.

You bet your sweet asss I am, I have the bottle of Cupcake wine to prove it.

*GASP* Are you referring to Cupcake Chardonnay? That's my shiit, girl! I'm always recommending that to women who want to try wine for the first time. It's a great starter wine

And FTR, if you hear someone screaming "Get the fvck off my porch!" it's probably me telling the neighbor lady to suck it and take her hindquarters back home. This will likely be the result of Cupcake wine and my inability to hold my tongue any longer. Cheers!

JJsMom211

lilbit923:

JJsMom211:

lilbit923:

PenDun:

You hussy.

You bet your sweet asss I am, I have the bottle of Cupcake wine to prove it.

*GASP* Are you referring to Cupcake Chardonnay? That's my shiit, girl! I'm always recommending that to women who want to try wine for the first time. It's a great starter wine

Why yes I am JJ, yes I am. Everyone else is having roast and potatoes tonight. But me, no, no, no, I think I am wanting something that comes in a glass. CUPCAKE wine it is.

I just bought some this weekend. It's chilling in the fridge as we speak! I LOVE that wine. Rim, if you can't find the Cupcake Chardonnay, try Kendall Jackson Chardonnay. It's equally as delicious but a little more expensive.

mrebecca

DH turned me down because I keep forgetting my birth control. 
He might have a good point... 

lilbit923

JJsMom211:

lilbit923:

JJsMom211:

lilbit923:

PenDun:

You hussy.

You bet your sweet asss I am, I have the bottle of Cupcake wine to prove it.

*GASP* Are you referring to Cupcake Chardonnay? That's my shiit, girl! I'm always recommending that to women who want to try wine for the first time. It's a great starter wine

Why yes I am JJ, yes I am. Everyone else is having roast and potatoes tonight. But me, no, no, no, I think I am wanting something that comes in a glass. CUPCAKE wine it is.

I just bought some this weekend. It's chilling in the fridge as we speak! I LOVE that wine. Rim, if you can't find the Cupcake Chardonnay, try Kendall Jackson Chardonnay. It's equally as delicious but a little more expensive.

Great minds mama! Love it! I'm waiting till DH gets home so I can pop the cork.

lilbit923

mrebecca:

DH turned me down because I keep forgetting my birth control. 
He might have a good point... 

You could suggest that he learn to breathe through his ears. Just a thought.

JJsMom211

I've done some freaky shiit for H after 2 glasses of Cupcake wine He keeps buying it for me. That and Lost Coast Tangerine beer, my favorite!

lilbit923

JJsMom211:

I've done some freaky shiit for H after 2 glasses of Cupcake wine He keeps buying it for me. That and Lost Coast Tangerine beer, my favorite!

I'd love for us to be spontaneous again but with the babies/kids around. Yeah, so not happening.

OctGirl80

bethy84:

weberm05:

I really need to start being a better wife!!!!!  I think once a month is killer poor DH

Same.  Except it's more like once every 1.5 weeks.  And he got kind of mad the other day when we DTD and I said, "good, now you'll leave me alone for a few days."  "A FEW DAYS?!?" was his response.  Whaaat?   

 

Ha! I may or may not be guilty of those same words.