I need help

BlondeDutchess912

This morning I dropped a 4oz bottle down the garbage disposal. I've never reached down there and I dont intent to. However my H's hands are too big and he cant pull the bottle out. Does anyone know where I might be able to find a big strong man with teeny tiny little lady hands to save my bottle???

TIA

ETA: bc I used the wrong "too" like a dumbazz

CupcakeKaper

::bites tongue::  I can't say it!!  But I do know of someone who has a husband with lady hands!!!  You might find her on one of those boards <----------------------------

BUT...I reach down there all the time...you'll be fine  

rimjob

I'll say it.  You should got to the feb board and ask tiffany to borrow her husband!  bahahaha.  Anyway, I reach down in there all the time.  Just don't turn it on while your hand is down there.

Molluskwrangler

Best thread of the day. Fact.

It's fine, you can reach down there, I've been paranoid about it and I asked my H and he said it cannot surge and suddenly turn on.  He explained why and I can't actually remember why, something about with the switch off the circuit is closed so it can't run through? Does that sound right? 

BlondeDutchess912

I'll get it with some tongs tonight. I just couldn't stop laughing when H told me he'd need girl hands to get it!!!!!  

RayRay007

If you're really worried about chopping your hand off you can turn off the breaker.

ETA: I must be missing an inside joke.

TobleroneBar

use a pair of tongs...or woman up to it and realize that unless you have vindictive poltergeists, the disposal is not going to turn on by itself. 

Honestly, don't think about that scene from Heroes when the cheerleaders stuck her hand in the disposal, or that scene when the girl (Willie) had to stick her hand in that gewy bug infested hole to save Indiana Jones and the asian kid.

Just do it or I'll never stop teasing you for it. 

BlondeDutchess912

TobleroneBar:

use a pair of tongs...or woman up to it and realize that unless you have vindictive poltergeists, the disposal is not going to turn on by itself. 

Honestly, don't think about that scene from Heroes when the cheerleaders stuck her hand in the disposal, or that scene when the girl (Willie) had to stick her hand in that gewy bug infested hole to save Indiana Jones and the asian kid.

Just do it or I'll never stop teasing you for it. 

 

I'll use the tongs. I dont trust my house.

CupcakeKaper

cruelsound:

RayRay007:

If you're really worried about chopping your hand off you can turn off the breaker.

ETA: I must be missing an inside joke.

Let Christina point the way.

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/56923494.aspx

 

Will you marry me?  

Titts McGeee

You must have watched "poltergeist" as a kid.

TobleroneBar

Titts McGeee:

You must have watched "poltergeist" as a kid.

I couldn't decide it was poltergeist or polterguist...I'm too lazy this morning to google it

ETA: yes, it was the first horror movie I ever saw as a child.  I love the first two, hated the third

violaplayer

This thread made me LOL. Thanks all!

RayRay007

cruelsound:

RayRay007:

If you're really worried about chopping your hand off you can turn off the breaker.

ETA: I must be missing an inside joke.

Let Christina point the way.

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/56923494.aspx

 

Oh Wow.

rimjob

::sits back waiting for a "those girls are so mean" thread::