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funny knock knock joke

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in April 2012 Moms
It needs to be said out loud to be funny. Try it on someone.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I eat map

I eat map who? (Which sounds like "I eat my poo"

that's it. I love that one.
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  • jesbethjesbeth member
    I just got DH with it, and we can't stop laughing. Thanks! Big Smile
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  • MrsGreen620MrsGreen620 member

    Haha!  My (almost) 3 year old cousin has just learned to tell knock knock jokes.  My favorite of his is...

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Yah.

    Yah-who?

    YahooooOOOOOoooo (Like the sound of the old Yahoo.com commercials)

     He also does boo->boo who->don't cry, and some others I can't recall right now.

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  • mrs_j_may_08mrs_j_may_08
    I just cried laughing telling this to DH. He just stared at me (he didn't really say it correctly, but I was dying of laughter). Thanks for posting :)
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  • gisa886gisa886 member
    How do you scare a bee? How? Boo bee (while saying this you pinch their boob). It really only works when you are little and cute.
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
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  • GraciepregnantGraciepregnant
    thats a good one :-) hehe
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  • MamaBodenMamaBoden
    LOL!
    due april 10th :))
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  • AshleyC0117AshleyC0117 member

    imagegisa886:
    How do you scare a bee? How? Boo bee (while saying this you pinch their boob). It really only works when you are little and cute.

    I know a similar one...

    What kind of bees make milk?

    Boobies!

    Hehehehe 

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    imageAshleyC0117:

    imagegisa886:
    How do you scare a bee? How? Boo bee (while saying this you pinch their boob). It really only works when you are little and cute.

    I know a similar one...

    What kind of bees make milk?

    Boobies!

    Hehehehe 

    Tehehehe. Who's mature? We are!! lol I am probably gonna teach my kids this

    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
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  • kmr8904kmr8904

    imagemrs_j_may_08:
    I just cried laughing telling this to DH. He just stared at me (he didn't really say it correctly, but I was dying of laughter). Thanks for posting :)

     

    I am literally hyperventating laughing and DH is just staring at me. haha

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  • SteelCity44SteelCity44 member
    I finally got to do this to DH just now,and I turned red and cried while laughing. He just stared at me like I was an idiot. His face alone was priceless after figuring out what he'd just said! Thank you! I needed that!
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  • ChicagoChick14ChicagoChick14 member
    I spent 20 minutes looking for this thread so I could try it on DH.  Thanks for the laughs!
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  • BigAppleBiggerBellyBigAppleBiggerBelly member
    I was just dying listening to hubs asking "I eat map who" several times before he caught on. He's still giggling about the bee one.
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