My DH is an asshat!

earmuffs03

My DH went to the neighbors and sat and drank with them last night since I went to bed at like 9:30. So when he came home tanked at about 11:30(I was sleeping) he crawled into bed and proceeded to toss and turn and snore up a storm. I told him to go sleep in the guest room, he then got out of bed and sat on the floor??? I told him again to go sleep in the guest room he then told me "he was waiting for people to get into the tree" I told him he wasn't making any sense and being an azzhole he then said very loudly "If these people would get into the tree azzhole" (yes that drunk) and then when I told him again to sleep in the guest room he stormed out of the room yelling that I was a c*ck sucking whore (still drunk asleep at this point) He woke up our DS, so I had to spend 10 minutes getting DS back to sleep then it took me another 30 minutes to fall back asleep myself. And of course my DS decides to get up at 7:30 this morning.   

Chicky0727

Oh wow! Azzhat for sure. Im sorry you had such a lousy night and an early morning. Hope your day goes better. Although makes you wonder a bit just what in the hell he was dreaming about.

HenHen25

Asshat for sure! I think you get to pass off the baby off to him today and take a nap!

SeussicalOne

Some people really need to grow up and your DH sounds like one of them. I hope you're not letting him sleep in this morning.

Fergie+1

SeussicalOne:

Some people really need to grow up and your DH sounds like one of them. I hope you're not letting him sleep in this morning.

Yeah... I totally would have made him get up when the kid woke for the day. I'm not against spending time with friends, but there's no need to get that sloshed!

lilbit923

If my DH had called my a cocck sucking whore, we'd have a go right then. Shame on that azz.

I feel your pain and my DH has acted like a tool lately too so I will see your ass hat and raise you a twat waffle. Hope you enjoy YOUR day while LO is with DH.

LordValuemart

O.M.G.

Now that I'm done sounding like an airhead, you are a much stronger woman than I for not personally seeing him to the door and lockin g his drunk azz out. Drunk or not there's no excuse for that shiit.

pawstech09

LMAO I'm sorry about your azzhat DH, but the people getting into the tree seriously made me laugh!!

My DH says weird *** in his sleep all the time... one time at about 3am he sat straight up and started yelling at me to turn something off, like seriously yelling. He was getting so mad at me that I was getting a little afraid he was going to shove me off the bed or something! Then he just laid back down and was asleep again... I couldn't go back to sleep for an hour I was so mad!

And I'm pretty sure he hit me on the arm this morning and woke me up, but I haven't been able to prove it... 

ETA- And my DH never drinks, he's this crazy sober lol

SeussicalOne

pawstech09:

ETA- And my DH never drinks, he's this crazy sober lol

LOL My DH talks and acts out stuff in his sleep, too. It's funny when I haven't been woken up 5x already by the baby that night. 

earmuffs03

Well Ladies he apologized over and over this morning. I told him he was grounded from the neighbors for 2 weeks!! I would have thought it was funny if he didn't wake up DS and wouldn't have been so pissed if he just slept in the guest bedroom to start.  He never disrespects me and has never said really mean things like that before so he got a pass on that after I told him where to go last night. I can't get all high and mighty cause last month I went to a bachelorette party and slept on the bathroom floor all night because I thought I was 21 again!

violaplayer

SeussicalOne:

Some people really need to grow up and your DH sounds like one of them. I hope you're not letting him sleep in this morning.

The Seuss is wise. ITA 

RumbleLina

Whoa. Drunk or sober, no excuse to call you that.

teshy1

Wow.  I think I would've lost it on my DH.  He'd better do some serious grovelling today. 

klang621

I would've messed with him even more!!  I do that to my husband when he gets drunk and stupid like that.  Then I make fun of him the next day.  He always feels awful, so I just milk it and make him wait on me all day

I would have to say if our husbands got together at all, it would not be good

mmarsac

I did something similar about a month ago.  I had to swear off alcohol to finally make peace with DH.  Why is it so much worse when women get blindingly drunk?  After the hangover the next day, though, I still cringe whenever I think about drinking.