Need a dose of white trash?

chocopotamus

(BTW we rent and I apologize in advance for the insane amount of CAPS!)

Last night around midnight I got woken up by this crazy banging noise. At first I thought the house was getting broken into and freaked out, then I thought someone was destroying Connor's play scape. All I heard was BANG BANG BANG 'I CAN"T' BANG BANG BANG OMFG BANG BANG BANG over and over again. Honestly I thought the neighbors were having sex. Our window was open so I look outside and I don't see anything. Well after about a 1/2 hour of this H finally woke up and I was like "I have no idea what is going on! Are the having sex or is she getting murdered?!"

So I keep looking out the window and then all of a sudden I see Crystal (neighbor) stumble from the porch to her truck, almost eating the pavement a couple times. Then she gets into her truck, then I freaked b/c I thought she was going to drive away and you could tell she was BEYOND wasted. I guess she passed out or something in the truck and I think she got sick in it. Eventually her husband got home and found her in the truck, her purse and stuff was scattered on their porch and apparently not only did she bang on the door-she used her head because I heard him say you're bleeding on your face! So she DROVE home from wherever-THIS TRASHED! When he tried bringing her inside she fell on their lawn furniture, and was yelling but making NO sense. After he finally got her inside I didn't hear anything else. THANK GOD. 

BUT, after she was finally inside, the stupid college kids started partying it up. Neither one of us fell asleep until at least 2am and surprisingly none of this woke up the baby-THANK GOD! I HATE renting!!!

lilbit923

Wow! That's the white trash version of the episode last night from Jersey Shore. Just without the vagina flashing.

snozberries

gosh I missed some jersey last night...but glad your baby didn't wake up through that.

Doodle2011

when I rented my meth snorting white trash upstairs neighbors woke me up nightly...either from screwing (they were moaners and their headboard was not moved away from the wall), or from having screaming fights.  I slept with earplugs for two years.  The leasing office was like "we can't really ask them not to have sex, sorry".  I was all "what about the fighting?" and they told me to call the cops.  I never had the energy to deal with cops at 2:00 AM on a weeknight, the earplugs were the easy solution.  I don't miss renting.