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Awesome comebacks and name calling

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Since joining TTGP I have heard some of the greatest. Twatwaffle, douchecanoe, chow my ass. What's your favorite?
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  • LovestruckAJLovestruckAJ member
    Cvm dumpster was a personal fav of mine.
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  • sweetgothamsweetgotham member
    Speaking of which, I was kind of sad that we had no twatwaffel Thursday Embarrassed 
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  • liz4pawsliz4paws member
    I thoroughly enjoy twatwaffle!

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  • kry&rud09kry&rud09
    chow my ass is my new FAV!!!! 
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  • jenk84jenk84 member

    Twatwaffle  and douche canoe -  I've definitely used them in real life a couple times. 

     

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  • kpowers982kpowers982 member
    I'm partial to douchcanoe, but maybe that's cause the term twatwaffle is nothing new:  someone called me that in a chat room like 12 years ago and I've been rockin that word ever since, lol
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  • kpowers982kpowers982 member
    And speaking of chow my ass, I was just sitting at work earlier and that popped into my head, and I laughed inappropriately loud.  I'm pretty sure that's a new fave as well.  At least that cuckoo-banana-crackers girl that said that was good for something.
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  • RejufsovelemRejufsovelem member
    Twatwaffle was my fav. I've been waiting for a chance to use it.
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  • BN+JL2010BN+JL2010
    Seriously? How old are we that we are posting threads about how awesome name calling is?
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  • LLS1215LLS1215
    I just thought it was funny because some of the names I see on here are hilarious.
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  • narabugnarabug member

    imagekpowers982:
    And speaking of chow my ass, I was just sitting at work earlier and that popped into my head, and I laughed inappropriately loud.  I'm pretty sure that's a new fave as well.  At least that cuckoo-banana-crackers girl that said that was good for something.

    I think that one is my favorite.

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  • CarissaAndMikeCarissaAndMike
    Who the eff cares? I will be 50 and for sure laughing at words like douche canoe and twatwaffle. It's funny.
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  • Penguin81Penguin81 member
    I gotta admit "chow my ass" makes me laugh my ass off every time I saw it out loud.
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  • pinkflipflops44pinkflipflops44 member

    imageBN+JL2010:
    Seriously? How old are we that we are posting threads about how awesome name calling is?

    you mean your friends and you dont call each other the most ridiculous names as fun?

    sounds like a not fun time.

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  • MamaWinoMamaWino member
    I'm partial to douchecanoe.  Makes me laugh every time.  I've been using douche"insertrandomwordhere" so much lately that I think DH is concerned.  haha.
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  • DemoDollDemoDoll member
    I personally loved c*m dumpsters....we are all just a bunch of c*m dumpsters!!
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  • LLS1215LLS1215
    I had a friend in high school who I nicknamed fvcktard.
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