For myself! I keep talking myself into eating Chipotle for lunch, knowing fully well that by 2:30-3:00 I'm going to feel like I have tiny little men jumping around on my throat with flaming shoes. For Hire: Someone to follow me around and help me with important life decisions.
Re: I need a babysitter.
I freakin love Chipolte...love love love love love...like crazy love it so much if it was a human I would marry it. Love.