any more open letters....

DeputiesWife

lets put them here

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Dear Self,

Way to blow your diet last night eating a bean and cheese burrito and ice cream at 10pm, which was obviously caused by the wine you consumed which is also off limits for 2 weeks, hopefully you can get yourself in check today.  

Sincerely,

Your 10lb lighter alter ego.

Dear DH,

It's our 9 year wedding anniversary and I've planned us a trip to Portland, leaving in 1 week.  I get that you're busy and I'm very glad for that as we need money for IVF.  However,  if you can't commit to the trip I need to know TODAY, so I can see if my BF can go with me instead.  It would be a bummer if you can't go but I'm not cancelling the trip so don't be sad if I go without you and still have lots of fun.

Love,

Your seemingly selfish wife who has very good reasons to be.

Dear Pregnant Co-worker,

Yay, it's Friday, I got through another work week with you in my face with your ever growing belly.  Maybe you should lay off the McDonalds every morning and quit complaining about how much weight your gaining. 

Sincerely,

Your onery co-worker

DeputiesWife

Dear Rain, 

Please stop. Please. PLEASE. While I do love that our grass is green at the end of the summer. I do not love that my crawl space is flooded and I am not sure about the status of ALL my clothing. And our laudry room is flooded. Cleaning that hasnt been fun.

Thank you,

Your soaked friend.

PS - you could send a rainbow or something.