A little sore

SoreVag

My H and I had sex 12 times today.
I am pretty sure we conceived on #6, but we went ahead and did it more just in case.

Do you think we should have sex one more time? We really want multiples.

bostonbluejay

Worst. MUD. EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I award you 50 points for the SN though.  

 

blindvictory

Pointless, but I lol'ed anyhow. Especially at the SN.

I'd say do it one more time today...but then again, 13 is my lucky number.

SoreVag

LegalPawn:

Try ass fisting this time.  I heard it gives you twins.

 Good idea! I'm not sure if my H can jizz one more time!

btaylor19

You better go for the bakers dozen, and make sure you prop for 4 hours afterwards

bostonbluejay

SoreVag:

LegalPawn:

Try ass fisting this time.  I heard it gives you twins.

 Good idea! I'm not sure if my H can jizz one more time!

It's okay.  If he pees instead of ejaculating, it should still work.  

btaylor19

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

LegalPawn:

Try ass fisting this time.  I heard it gives you twins.

 Good idea! I'm not sure if my H can jizz one more time!

It's okay.  If he pees instead of ejaculating, it should still work.  

 ewwwwwwwww 

bostonbluejay

btaylor19:

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

LegalPawn:

Try ass fisting this time.  I heard it gives you twins.

 Good idea! I'm not sure if my H can jizz one more time!

It's okay.  If he pees instead of ejaculating, it should still work.  

 ewwwwwwwww 

Too far?  

btaylor19

bostonbluejay:

btaylor19:

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

LegalPawn:

Try ass fisting this time.  I heard it gives you twins.

 Good idea! I'm not sure if my H can jizz one more time!

It's okay.  If he pees instead of ejaculating, it should still work.  

 ewwwwwwwww 

Too far?  

Just far enough 

SoreVag

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

LegalPawn:

Try ass fisting this time.  I heard it gives you twins.

 Good idea! I'm not sure if my H can jizz one more time!

It's okay.  If he pees instead of ejaculating, it should still work.  

We tried it, didn't work
I was really upset since I had to move on to cycle 2! But hopefully this is our lucky one!

GermanGirl2007

bostonbluejay:

btaylor19:

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

LegalPawn:

Try ass fisting this time.  I heard it gives you twins.

 Good idea! I'm not sure if my H can jizz one more time!

It's okay.  If he pees instead of ejaculating, it should still work.  

 ewwwwwwwww 

Too far?  

LOL. Nope.

ConfuzzledTrish

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

LegalPawn:

Try ass fisting this time.  I heard it gives you twins.

 Good idea! I'm not sure if my H can jizz one more time!

It's okay.  If he pees instead of ejaculating, it should still work.  

This thought really grosses me out.

MrsBlindLove

Did you actually feel the sperm meet the egg? Because if you didn't feel it you should try again. It feels like a little party in your tube and then fireworks shoot out your vag.

bostonbluejay

LegalPawn:

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

LegalPawn:

Try ass fisting this time.  I heard it gives you twins.

 Good idea! I'm not sure if my H can jizz one more time!

It's okay.  If he pees instead of ejaculating, it should still work.  

Well shiiiit, that might give her triplets.  I'm sure it's guaranteed if she vajazzles.

Vajazzles?  DEAD.  

 

btooth85

I'm not sure how you all have the patience to deal with this CRAP.  UGH!!!!!

SoreVag

btooth85:

I'm not sure how you all have the patience to deal with this CRAP.  UGH!!!!!

I'm being serious. If you want to get preggers having sex more often ups your chances. Get your ute full of spermies, one of them are bound to get the job done. I think 12 jizzes is a lot.

GermanGirl2007

jefa621:

btooth85:

I'm not sure how you all have the patience to deal with this CRAP.  UGH!!!!!

This is not crap.  This is hilarious.

Yeah, this is pretty amazing.

btooth85

SoreVag:

btooth85:

I'm not sure how you all have the patience to deal with this CRAP.  UGH!!!!!

I'm being serious. If you want to get preggers having sex more often ups your chances. Get your ute full of spermies, one of them are bound to get the job done. I think 12 jizzes is a lot.

 

Oh WOW.  No words for this B.S. (but I'm still giggling a little and am thankful for my sense of humor.)

 How the efffffffffffffffffffff do you get rid of this bogus crap, ladies???  Remember, I'm the new girl  

bostonbluejay

SoreVag:

btooth85:

I'm not sure how you all have the patience to deal with this CRAP.  UGH!!!!!

I'm being serious. If you want to get preggers having sex more often ups your chances. Get your ute full of spermies, one of them are bound to get the job done. I think 12 jizzes is a lot.

So true.  12 jizzes is like, this much...

 

GermanGirl2007

btooth85:

SoreVag:

btooth85:

I'm not sure how you all have the patience to deal with this CRAP.  UGH!!!!!

I'm being serious. If you want to get preggers having sex more often ups your chances. Get your ute full of spermies, one of them are bound to get the job done. I think 12 jizzes is a lot.

 

Oh WOW.  No words for this B.S. (but I'm still giggling a little and am thankful for my sense of humor.)

 How the efffffffffffffffffffff do you get rid of this bogus crap, ladies???  Remember, I'm the new girl  

You will soon learn to differentiate between genuinely dumb posters, AE's or trolls who come on to stir up drama, and regs who create new identities to create some entertainment, which is what seems to be the case here. Rule of thumb, don't feed the trolls. In this case however, I would just appreciate that SoreVaj came up with some good material.

SoreVag

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

btooth85:

I'm not sure how you all have the patience to deal with this CRAP.  UGH!!!!!

I'm being serious. If you want to get preggers having sex more often ups your chances. Get your ute full of spermies, one of them are bound to get the job done. I think 12 jizzes is a lot.

So true.  12 jizzes is like, this much...

 

Probably. I haven't gone to the bathroom, I've been layin in bed with my hips propped up.

Can't let any of those little spermies go to waste!

blindvictory

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

btooth85:

I'm not sure how you all have the patience to deal with this CRAP.  UGH!!!!!

I'm being serious. If you want to get preggers having sex more often ups your chances. Get your ute full of spermies, one of them are bound to get the job done. I think 12 jizzes is a lot.

So true.  12 jizzes is like, this much...

 

Whaaa? What on earth is that?

bostonbluejay

blindvictory:

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

btooth85:

I'm not sure how you all have the patience to deal with this CRAP.  UGH!!!!!

I'm being serious. If you want to get preggers having sex more often ups your chances. Get your ute full of spermies, one of them are bound to get the job done. I think 12 jizzes is a lot.

So true.  12 jizzes is like, this much...

 

Whaaa? What on earth is that?

I have no idea, and I'm totally OK with that.  

SoreVag

blindvictory:

bostonbluejay:

[So true.  12 jizzes is like, this much...

 

Whaaa? What on earth is that?

12 jizzes

melissa721

SoreVag:

blindvictory:

bostonbluejay:

[So true.  12 jizzes is like, this much...

 

Whaaa? What on earth is that?

12 jizzes

Vom. 

bostonbluejay

thekikimonster:

SoreVag:

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

btooth85:

I'm not sure how you all have the patience to deal with this CRAP.  UGH!!!!!

I'm being serious. If you want to get preggers having sex more often ups your chances. Get your ute full of spermies, one of them are bound to get the job done. I think 12 jizzes is a lot.

So true.  12 jizzes is like, this much...

 

Probably. I haven't gone to the bathroom, I've been layin in bed with my hips propped up.

Can't let any of those little spermies go to waste!

Are those little bits maggots?!

I think it's grass/hay.... 

SoreVag

Why isn't anyone actually answering my question?

You are all jealous of how much we have sex.

GermanGirl2007

bostonbluejay:

thekikimonster:

SoreVag:

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

btooth85:

I'm not sure how you all have the patience to deal with this CRAP.  UGH!!!!!

I'm being serious. If you want to get preggers having sex more often ups your chances. Get your ute full of spermies, one of them are bound to get the job done. I think 12 jizzes is a lot.

So true.  12 jizzes is like, this much...

 

Probably. I haven't gone to the bathroom, I've been layin in bed with my hips propped up.

Can't let any of those little spermies go to waste!

Are those little bits maggots?!

I think it's grass/hay.... 

This made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Apsalar

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

btooth85:

I'm not sure how you all have the patience to deal with this CRAP.  UGH!!!!!

I'm being serious. If you want to get preggers having sex more often ups your chances. Get your ute full of spermies, one of them are bound to get the job done. I think 12 jizzes is a lot.

So true.  12 jizzes is like, this much...

 

 

NOOOOO MY EYES!!! 

MiniSteph

GermanGirl2007:

bostonbluejay:

thekikimonster:

SoreVag:

bostonbluejay:

SoreVag:

btooth85:

I'm not sure how you all have the patience to deal with this CRAP.  UGH!!!!!

I'm being serious. If you want to get preggers having sex more often ups your chances. Get your ute full of spermies, one of them are bound to get the job done. I think 12 jizzes is a lot.

So true.  12 jizzes is like, this much...

 

Probably. I haven't gone to the bathroom, I've been layin in bed with my hips propped up.

Can't let any of those little spermies go to waste!

Are those little bits maggots?!

I think it's grass/hay.... 

This made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Me too. 

DemoDoll

SoreVag:

Why isn't anyone actually answering my question?

You are all jealous of how much we have sex.

 

Totes jealous!!

 

But you should probably do some anal and oral just to have all of your bases covered! Maybe try the belly button too.... 

MyLittleCabbages

SoreVag:

Why isn't anyone actually answering my question?

You are all jealous of how much we have sex.

 

This thread isn't about you anymore. It's about the epic jizzzzz picture now.

SMann814

MyLittleCabbages:

SoreVag:

Why isn't anyone actually answering my question?

You are all jealous of how much we have sex.

This thread isn't about you anymore. It's about the epic jizzzzz picture now.

 

I have a question though for OP....how do you find enough time in the run of a day to have sex 12 times? Are you able to walk?  ::ouch::

Hope you had fun. Thanks for the MUD, we'll add it to the pile! 

ps- love the SN...very clever!

ncsu4ganneWed38430

MrsBlindLove:

Did you actually feel the sperm meet the egg? Because if you didn't feel it you should try again. It feels like a little party in your tube and then fireworks shoot out your vag.

If the fireworks come out your a$$ too then you're having multiples! congrats!

Emily&Chad

nice!

SpartyMom2B

DemoDoll:

SoreVag:

Why isn't anyone actually answering my question?

You are all jealous of how much we have sex.

 

Totes jealous!!

 

But you should probably do some anal and oral just to have all of your bases covered! Maybe try the belly button too.... 

Hilarious! Best. Thread. Ever. 

ILoveHelloKitty1982

MrsBlindLove:

Did you actually feel the sperm meet the egg? Because if you didn't feel it you should try again. It feels like a little party in your tube and then fireworks shoot out your vag.

 

ROFL!!!!!