So I just found the greatest quote on Pinterest and I even wrote a blog post dedicated to it. SD was complaining about not being able to take P to a family gathering next weekend and I've received four texts and two voicemails to this effect already. Here's my response to him:
Re: s/o Pinterest post
Yes, but it was my fault for answering it. I just saw that he called again. He left a VM and I just deleted it. Then he texted "have a good day, A". Passive-aggression in it's finest.
You better believe it!
"You cannot imagine the immensity of the fvck I do not give"