Slores.

Jamaica_Bride

Sup? I missss you all so much.

 

What's new?

melmax

Hi L!!

jettagurl

Hugs and Smooches! We've missed you too! 

How are you feeling? 

 

Jamaica_Bride

Hey Mel! How are you and those beautiful girls?? Please tell me, how is it that we have yet to have a playdate together?

melmax

Jamaica_Bride:

Hey Mel! How are you and those beautiful girls?? Please tell me, how is it that we have yet to have a playdate together?

We're great, gearing up for K next week!  

I have absolutely no idea.....we are at most, an hour and a half from one another? Let's make a plan!!!

Jamaica_Bride

We don;t start school until the 6th for Owen and the 12th for Luke- seems SO late this year.

 

I was thinking about putting together a grand fall GTG at a orchard/ brewery up near me. https://www.hylandorchard.com/ whatcha think?

melmax

I would looove that!!!!! Count me in.

Wow, thats so late?!!  How are you doing? Are you feeling better?

Jamaica_Bride

I love that orchard/ brewery. There is nothing like being able to pick apples, listen to live music, let the heathens run a muck and drink great beer? Nothing, baby. Nothing.

I think we're late in going back this year due to the new school not being totally done yet- sucks.

joy143dh

Jamaica_Bride:

I was thinking about putting together a grand fall GTG at a orchard/ brewery up near me. https://www.hylandorchard.com/ whatcha think?

I will hurt you if I'm not invited.

Chestpump. You feel'n better?

Jamaica_Bride

Joy, don't make me bitchslapyou. It wouldn't be a playdate with out your bewbies, er, I mean YOU!

Jodi&Joe

Jamaica_Bride:

I love that orchard/ brewery. There is nothing like being able to pick apples, listen to live music, let the heathens run a muck and drink great beer? Nothing, baby. Nothing.

I think we're late in going back this year due to the new school not being totally done yet- sucks.

If there was a like button, I'd be pressing it!
Hey hot stuff! 

r9stedt

I'm SO glad you called me yesterday!

Mrs.Tony

Hi L!! 

How are you?

Jamaica_Bride

Jodi- would you come up for that? You bettah!!! I.need.a.Jodi.hug.

 

R9ner- baby, I miss you!!! I call/ txt you tomorrow. Hopefully this is nothing but a windy rain storm!

r9stedt

I miss you too.  Will you please activate your FB again so I can send you funny things when I see them and think of you??

 

 

PS I don't have any pants on. 

Jamaica_Bride

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT no FB is SO freeing! Pintrest them hussy. Actually, I haven't been on there lately either :P

Jamaica_Bride

Where are your pants?????

r9stedt

That is why I haven't pinned them because I knew you haven't been on there either!!

I know it is freeing, but... your peeps miss you.  And love you.   Succumb to peer pressure.

PS   You didn't even respond to me not having any pants on. 

Jamaica_Bride

I did so, slutface. I asked where your pants were? Is it that hot???

 

 

r9stedt

I was napping!   I watched exSIL's 5 month old baby girl for about 2 hours today.    I was pooped!   And the the kitty is nursing.

Jamaica_Bride

Dooooode, you need to wean that kitty. Stat.

 

...and aren't you a saint? xSIL's bebeh- did it make you ovulate?

r9stedt

I'm trying to wean the damn cat.



I love my exSIL's baby.  She is cute, but has ATTACHMENTISSUES.   Those 2 hours were the longest she had ever been away from momma.   Ack.   Scream. Scream. Scream.   I didn't tell momma that though!!

No.  I did not ovulate.   Made me shove my twat  up my fingers to make sure my IUD strings are still there.

Jamaica_Bride

Shove your twat up your fingers? Gawd, you ARE talented.

r9stedt

LMAO.


I was so excited to to you!!!!

exSIL sold me her sewing machine too!

r9stedt

Girl.  I cannot wait to have a slumber party with you.  My  new house will be PERFECT for a HUGE slumber party of nesties!!

Jamaica_Bride

Just come live with me!!!! Picture the commune we'd have.

 

I'll cook dinner every night, I promise.

r9stedt

I'll put out every night!

Jamaica_Bride

Can we just give each other pedi's and tell one another how pretty we are?

r9stedt

If I was you, I wouldn't want to touch my tasty runner's feet.   

Jamaica_Bride

Baby, I love you and the means I HAVE to love yer shag nasty runner's feet.