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Vile, yet hilarious, FB post from a friend,

So, my friend J and her hubby took their girls to Chick-fil-a for dinner and the girls played for a bit in the play area. Mom & Dad were in there to supervise and all the sudden there is this splashing sound from above and a horrific smell...

Some random kid who was playing above their heads had MASSIVE diarrhea & it totally got all over J's husband!!!!!!! Ick!

Managment freaked, evacuated and immediately began hosing and sanitizing the play place down. The parent of the sick kid was super embarrassed and J was hysterically laughing at her poor hubby's expense. I have no idea how they made it home, because I would not allow that mess to set one foot in my car!

Can you even imagine??? Bad enough if it was your own child, horrific to be splattered in a strangers diarrhea.

I am not kidding when I tell you if this ever happened to my DH, first he would vomit on the spot and then he would just DIE. He is the biggest germaphobe and has the most sensitive gag reflex ever.  

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  • OMG -- that is disgusting!  I would make DH strip down to his underwear before he got in the car.  Can you even imagine being those parents?  How could you ever set foot in there again??  Ick!
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  • OMG.  My DH almost pukes when he changes our own kids regular dirty diapers.  He would die.  Absolutely die.  

    We would toss his clothes and have management hose him off right there.  

    How AWFUL!

    Shoot - I was going to take the crew to chic-fillet tomorrow... 

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  • my husband would puke right on the cue and he would instruct me to go inside the nearest store and buy him clothes! Followed by burning the clothes he was wearing. He would run in the house and take 10 showers!

     

    I myself would be laughing my ass because he would FREAK! 

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  • Omg! That is so gross!!!
  • Ew! I think I just threw up reading that. I can not imagine that. Gross!
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  • I cannot even imagine. MH would definitely die/vomit/and die again. Awful!
  • Awesome! (well not for the victim, of course!). But that made me LOL which I desperately needed after taking 2 hours to get Andrew down to bed tonight. Thanks for the laugh!
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  • So gross, but also LOL!

     And I have to AW what a sweet daddy DH is - when I told him this story, after the initial "ick" his response was to make a sad face and say he feels bad for the kid who did it and how traumatized he/she must be. Poor little guy/girl.

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    So gross, but also LOL!

     And I have to AW what a sweet daddy DH is - when I told him this story, after the initial "ick" his response was to make a sad face and say he feels bad for the kid who did it and how traumatized he/she must be. Poor little guy/girl.

    I know! I don't know how old he/she was, but I vividly remember vomiting in my friend's foyer when I was in grade school. I was SO embarrassed. The whole family got my stomach bug and they never invited me over again. Tongue Tied

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  • I honestly don't know who I feel most sorry for - the one that got hit, the parents who will spend the rest of their lives wanting to put a BBQ fork through their brains everytime they see a play place, or the kid.

    Ugh!

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  • Wow! I have no words! I feel bad for all parties.

    My Dh would have vomited and then died of disgust, but let's be honest us moms would be no better. Ewww!  

     

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  • So gross but so funny!  I think I would have barfed on the spot if I had been there.
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  • Omg.........ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Yikes!

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  • OMG!  I can't even imagine!  DH would die!
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  • OMG, I think that may be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard!!!!!! If not, I've blocked out whatever could have been worse...

    I would be so grossed out that I'd be squealing like a little girl. DH would be pissed at me! And he might puke, too. OMG!

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  • That is awful...but really freaking funny, lol.

    I would have made the ChickFilA people hose off my DH too...and my DH is like yours, a total clean freak germaphobe...he would have died!

     

  • VERY hilarious but completely disgusting.  My husband is just like yours - he would absolutely die if that happened to him (not that I would be much better but he's a complete clean freak).  Really awful for all involved.
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