Dear boobs,

cajuncutie0169

I would like to take this time to say thank you so much for springing a massive leak while I was in the middle of Walmart. A sweet little old lady had to point the wet spot on my shirt out to me. The one day that I forget to put on nursing pads AND wear a white shirt (stupid stupid me) you decide to become Old Faithful. I had to buy a friggin Longhorns shirt which pained me to wear.

Oh and when I say thank you, I mean it in the most sarcastic smarta$$ way imaginable.

Hate you with all my heart,
Cajun

MrsGMRMartin

LMFAO!!!!! I am so sorry that happened to you but I am sure you made it so freakin funny!

pivey

Dear Cajun's Boobs -

A longhorn sweatshirt? Seriously? That is cruel. May you shrink in size twice!

alicatt79

At least you were in Walmart.  I love the haunted house BTW!

HappilyPreggers

Aww I'm so sorry that happened, but it is a funny story! I'm kinda bummed my boobs have a resting place on my stomach now, but no leaks yet!

MrsL.inMarch

Dear my boobs,

Did you know your job starts in a few weeks? Please get with the program, or get bigger, or leak, or something so I know you aren't broken. 

-Me

Kentuckychick_8201

LMAO I'm sorry that sucks! Mine haven't even started leaking yet (a drop or 2 here and there maybe) I probably need to invest in nursing pads soon just in case. 

cajuncutie0169

MrsL.inMarch:

Dear my boobs,

Did you know your job starts in a few weeks? Please get with the program, or get bigger, or leak, or something so I know you aren't broken. 

-Me

 

Wanna switch? I'll give you mine if you give me yours. and MiniBaby. He looks like he'd be fun at a party.

MrsL.inMarch

cajuncutie0169:

MrsL.inMarch:

Dear my boobs,

Did you know your job starts in a few weeks? Please get with the program, or get bigger, or leak, or something so I know you aren't broken. 

-Me

Wanna switch? I'll give you mine if you give me yours. and MiniBaby. He looks like he'd be fun at a party.

How about you give me one of yours and I'll split it between the two of my useless ones? For that... I'll give you the MiniBaby DVD, I can't pass the party baby along just yet. Sidenote: DH got pissed that I kept hiding it around the house for him to find in weird places so he deflated and put in the nursery. He's no fun. 

jessi_08

Oh, poor Cajun! I am sorry that happened to you (but it's pretty damn funny too ...)   p.s. CUTE new siggy!!

mrskadams

I'm there with you, Mrs L.  I'm hoping mine work!

cajuncutie0169

It's a deal! Anything to get rid of these things. I would hide it all over the house too if we had one. But my DH would play along. I may get one just to mess with him. He can practice with it too. I'm kind of worried of how he's going to handle a newborn baby.

MrsL.inMarch

cajuncutie0169:

It's a deal! Anything to get rid of these things. I would hide it all over the house too if we had one. But my DH would play along. I may get one just to mess with him. He can practice with it too. I'm kind of worried of how he's going to handle a newborn baby.

DH played along for the first few times, but when I put it in his back seat and he took his boss to lunch and had to explain it all, it wasn't funny (to him LOL) anymore. All joking aside, for $35 you can order your own Mini. It really is an awesome CPR training tool and helped us feel more comfy with it all. It also covers choking on the DVD.

https://www.aap.org/family/infantcpranytime.htm

 

cajuncutie0169

MrsL.inMarch:

cajuncutie0169:

It's a deal! Anything to get rid of these things. I would hide it all over the house too if we had one. But my DH would play along. I may get one just to mess with him. He can practice with it too. I'm kind of worried of how he's going to handle a newborn baby.

DH played along for the first few times, but when I put it in his back seat and he took his boss to lunch and had to explain it all, it wasn't funny (to him LOL) anymore. All joking aside, for $35 you can order your own Mini. It really is an awesome CPR training tool and helped us feel more comfy with it all. It also covers choking on the DVD.

https://www.aap.org/family/infantcpranytime.htm

 

 

I think I'll do that. I do want to learn CPR for babies so it wouldn't hurt. I'd also like to scream "ARE YOU OK?!?!" at the doll at inappropriate times, but that's how I roll.

Dan&Maggie

Cajun, I love your new siggy pic. You look adorable!