How do I make sure I have twins?

KatieBlondie27

I heard I have to drink 3 Shamrock shakes....guess I have to wait till March to TTC. boooo.

 

kldanzinger

But the key is to drink those 3 Shamrock shakes while having sex, while upside down/on your head, on a full moon.

KatieBlondie27

and holding an african sweet potato between your feet. GOD I should be a doctor.

tmbuchmann

adoubleu12

Make sure you have that 2nd drink!

AlishaMay

kldanzinger:

But the key is to drink those 3 Shamrock shakes while having sex, while upside down/on your head, on a full moon.

no, no, no, silly...you have to do it doggie style to get a litter!

kldanzinger

AlishaMay:

kldanzinger:

But the key is to drink those 3 Shamrock shakes while having sex, while upside down/on your head, on a full moon.

no, no, no, silly...you have to do it doggie style to get a litter!

I think doggie style is for triplets or more...

kldanzinger

AlishaMay:

kldanzinger:

But the key is to drink those 3 Shamrock shakes while having sex, while upside down/on your head, on a full moon.

no, no, no, silly...you have to do it doggie style to get a litter!

I think doggie style is for triplets or more...

JosiePosy

Mmmmmm.....Shamrock Shake.......

blondek8

Huh. And here I am thinking it was the 15 beer I drank and the $5 in nickels my husband won playing Rumoli the night we conceived. I'll be sure to steer clear of the Shamrock shakes and doggy style next March.

lrrb

I key to having twins is paying 20,000 and go thru the HELL that is IVF and putting in a crap load of embies...that will for sure get you twins

Mye

lrrb:

I key to having twins is paying 20,000 and go thru the HELL that is IVF and putting in a crap load of embies...that will for sure get you twins

Yeah basically turn yourself into a human pin cushion  

 

klr210

you're all wrong. pee on two sticks. if you get two positives... OMG TWINSIES!

 

MrsLnt

Allisonb17:

Make sure you have that 2nd drink!

I always joke I had 2 margaritas and got 2 babies.

MamaCat21

klr210:

you're all wrong. pee on two sticks. if you get two positives... OMG TWINSIES!

 

Sh!t if that were the case I'd have like at least 10 in my ute right now...

violaplayer

lrrb:

I key to having twins is paying 20,000 and go thru the HELL that is IVF and putting in a crap load of embies...that will for sure get you twins

 

But that's not the best way! *Sarcasm* 

MrsClark8109

kldanzinger:

AlishaMay:

kldanzinger:

But the key is to drink those 3 Shamrock shakes while having sex, while upside down/on your head, on a full moon.

no, no, no, silly...you have to do it doggie style to get a litter!

I think doggie style is for triplets or more...

This all you need to do to have twins is to have sex 2ce in 1 night...

sthrnbelle

Have sex twice really fast in one day, the day you test, take two test, if you want triplets take three test etc etc etc, the day after have two cups of coffe or three if you may, take two more test or three just to be sure..

sthrnbelle

forgot to add, you should have sex at 2:02 and again at 2:22 or 3:03. and 3:33 you get the point everything is in the number of chidlren you want to have..

groovygrl

Track down octomom's dr or someone he trained since he no longer has a license...guaranteed at least 2 but you'll have to transfer like 20.

adoubleu12

MrsLee04:

Eats lots of yams while you oblivate.  And that's the turth.

LOL!  But this only works if you are trying to get repregnant. 

everam01

MrsLee04:

Eats lots of yams while you oblivate.  And that's the turth.

Every time I see oblivate, as a Harry Potter geek in my head it says "Obliviate!" and I picture Gilderoy Lockhart saying it.