I'm starting to hate Lawn Guyland.

Excitedtostart

1. Aggressive drivers: I have witnessed at least one car accident a day. (No, I haven't been causing them) Making a left on a green arrow in a 2 lane turn, the guy behind the car next to us was leaning on his horn, out the window SCREAMING "Fvcking Move!! Let's Go Grandma!! What the Fvck?!". She was taking the turn at about 35, which was in keeping with the rest of traffic. DH slowing down for the 9 million speed bumps in our development was PASSED by a car. Who does that? 

2. Complainers: Our downstairs neighbors complained about Stellas hair yesterday. I actually don't have a problem with that, it was a crap load of hair. I tried to get it all into a trash bag, but it kept blowing away. The management company called me to tell me that a complaint was made. I apologized, and it won't happen again - I would be pissed too. However, they complained about how loud we are on the stairs (cement stairs, exterior leading from parking lot). We walk pretty normally, and we don't allow the dogs to run on the stairs... I don't know how else we can be more quiet. They also complained that we leave the house too early. ??? Dh has to be at work anywhere from 5 am to 9 am. Andplusalso, why the fvck do they care?

3. Snotty: I took the dogs over to the crappy pen area to run them around, and someone was there with their dog. I start to open the gait and she stops me, tells me it's 'her turn' to use it. This is a decent size dog yard, it could easily hold 20 dogs for running and playing.  I assumed her dog was aggressive and felt for her, but no. Apparently she doesn't like her dog to fraternize with mutts. She eyed Riley and finally said he could go in, but that Stella had to stay outside. Her dog is a show dog after all. W.T.F? (I told her Stella was a show dog too and walked away)

4. The accent is killing me. If I hear "My son is a Dawkta" one more time I may scream. 

+diana82+

I totally didn't understand what Lawn Guyland meant until your last point.

 And the rest of it just sucks - that would make me crazy. Especially your crazy neighbors. I hope it gets better.

staycee

+diana82+:

I totally didn't understand what Lawn Guyland meant until your last point.

 

ha ha ha.  Me either!

and who the F are they to complain about what time you leave in the morning.  Grrrr.

SBma

When I read the title, I thought it was about men obsessed with lawn care haha.  Not so much.  All of that would drive me crazy.  It sounds like the neighbors complained about what time your H leaves for work just to complain.  Ugh.  I hope it gets better for you out there.

weelass24

It could totally be worse.  You could live in Nassau.

danlexi04

Welcome back to the tri state. And Lawn Guyland? Bwahahaha. I should be laughing, my NJ accent is quite horrible.

Excitedtostart

weelass24:

It could totally be worse.  You could live in Nassau.

If I were in Nassau I'd be closer to the city though!

Melaneigh1

I have been looking at this post title all day trying to figure out what it meant.  I even read it earlier, and still didn't get it.  I'm glad I decided to give it one more go.