I'm a PITA to please when it comes to books. I like realistic fiction (not sci-fi or fantasy), a little mystery/suspense, believable characters, a touch of romance doesn't hurt, murder mysteries are great. I hate what I call "Mad Libs" books: Plug in whimsical name of strong-willed but beautiful female, choose rustic name for handsome but untamed nemesis-come-lover, set in small town or mountain village, sloppily hide references to long lost family secret in cheesy, clich?-ridden dialogue, murder seemingly-unrelated character who turns out to be the tie that binds man with chiseled features and woman with long legs, add Taming of the Shrew plot and Voila! Straight-to-paperback romance murder mystery best seller. I'm looking for something intelligently written from which I may actually learn something, a plot with twists and turns and new, discreetly and tastefully written characters. "ChicLit" is fine but I'm not in the mood for a tearjerker or reading the phrase "throbbing member" at all. So......any suggestions???

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Re: Book Recs For A Picky Reader (Me, not LO)
I love period pieces. That fits the "learn something" part of my long list of reqs to a T. Thanks!!
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Have you read any patricia cornwell? I usually hate "fluff" books but i like her forensic mystery series. Just don't read the most recent one or her first 3.
I just read The Girl with the Pearl Earring and it was really good.
j.f freedman "fallen idols"
I love james welch his "fools crow" I couldn't put down.
I just read a classic by Herman hesse called 'demien' it is short but good.
I just started Steinbeck's 'cannery row', so far its good but I'm having trouble getting the kid to let me sit down to read this week....
Little Rose is 2 1/2.
I don't know if you have read anything by him, but I really like James Patterson. I am addicted to his Women's Murder Club series. But I also like most of his other mysteries. There's one called The Jester that isn't his normal writing style but is great. It is set back during the Crusades. Other than that I can't think of others off hand, I've had a one track mind lately.
My all time favorite!
Also recently read and recommend:
Non-fiction: "Soul Survivor", anything Bill Bryson but specifically "At Home", "Nuture Shock" and "Edgar Cayce: An American Prophet"
Not particularly scholarly but Chelsea Handler's books are laugh-out-loud-pee-your-pants-funny
Fiction: "The Poisionwood Bible" anything by William Kotzwinkle, and "Water For Elephants"
I also loved "The Help" and "Water For Elephants". "Room" was another good one, although neither of these are mysteries they are great reads, IMO.
I love anything by Jodi Picoult and I can usually learn something from her books. They are usually very thought provoking.
For an easy summer read (so no, not quite well written) and hilarious series, I love Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series. Funny stuff with some mystery and a little romance, but definitely no throbbing members. Yuck lol. I can usually get through those books pretty quickly, and I'm always laughing.
My favourite book is The Fountainhead. It definitely made me think.
I've heard a lot of great things about The Help. I'm definitely going to have to read it after seeing several people mention it here!
BFP #1 9/7/10, EDD 5/14/11, Violet born 5/27/11.
BFP #2 4/9/12, EDD 12/16/12, M/C Rory 4/24/12.
BFP #3 10/6/12, EDD 6/16/12., Matilda born 6/17/13.
If you don't mind Christian Fiction, you cannot go wrong with anything written by Bodie & Brock Thoene.
Seriously...I haven't found a bad one in the bunch and I've read nearly all of their books.