cervical mucus question....

piper333

Hey girls.....does anyone ever have cm come from your butt hole??  I know this may sound strange, but for instance when I go poop sometimes...not always, I may have cm when I wipe.  I of course have the typical cm from my vagina, but this is from my butt hole as well......

 Anyone???    Just wondering if this plays a part in ovulation, etc....or does the butt hole cm not mean a thing??   THANKS!!

lailak42

I don't think it's possible to have cervical mucus exit from your anus...

Hi725

That, is just foul.

mmcrocker

Not possible

Savara07

Unless you have a cervix attached to your colon, its highly unlikely you have CM coming from your anus.  I'm guessing it is probably some type of excretement, I wouldn't worry about it unless it is bloody.

amberwc

"Cervical" meaning from the cervix.  Anything coming out of any other hole is not "cervical."  If you are experiencing a strange discharge, I would talk to your dr. 

HappyTXChick

Lol, that great!  Thanks for making me laugh this afternoon.

hula_lula

No. Unless you have a random cervix in your anus as well.

 Isn't it even the slightest bit possible that it's from you..... wiping?

mrsjazzsinger

hula_lula:

No. Unless you have a random cervix in your anus as well.

 Isn't it even the slightest bit possible that it's from you..... wiping?

My thoughts exactly...

piper333

haha y'all are making me laugh.... it is so true though and once i wipe after going poop, a bunch of creamy stuff comes off on the toliet paper.....it isnt all the time, just sometimes....i hope I am okay....that is why i wanted to ask y'all. 

sherron83

  

Hi725

So, does that, "creamy stuff" appear after you let your DH stick it in your pooper?

MrsL.inMarch

I don't have a cervix in my ass, so no, I don't have CM coming from my "butt hole".

bargar18

is this even a real question?

MommyGirl430

piper333:

haha y'all are making me laugh.... it is so true though and once i wipe after going poop, a bunch of creamy stuff comes off on the toliet paper.....it isnt all the time, just sometimes....i hope I am okay....that is why i wanted to ask y'all. 

 

Perhaps you should ask a gastroenterologist instead.

MommyGirl430

piper333:

haha y'all are making me laugh.... it is so true though and once i wipe after going poop, a bunch of creamy stuff comes off on the toliet paper.....it isnt all the time, just sometimes....i hope I am okay....that is why i wanted to ask y'all. 

 

Perhaps you should ask a gastroenterologist instead.

MommyGirl430

Hi725:

So, does that, "creamy stuff" appear after you let your DH stick it in your poooper?

 

HAHAHAHAH! Thank you for the laugh!

sherron83

Hi725:

So, does that, "creamy stuff" appear after you let your DH stick it in your poooper?

 

- enough said!!! 

 

piper333

haha, no not at all....it is only after i poop...isnt that the strangest thing ever???  i hope nothing is wrong with me!

 

lenloe

piper333:

haha, no not at all....it is only after i poop...isnt that the strangest thing ever???  i hope nothing is wrong with me!

 

you do have ass mucous you know? like a dog has anal glands, that leak....well it's similar.  gl with that.

Doodlebugz

This post is disgusting. 

PMJacobsen

u.need.a.doctor

chalmette

Piper,

I am gonna need you to send me $1199 for a new MacBook, mmkay?

ROFLMFAO

txbabs111

Hmm, this was not the post to open in the midst of afternoon sickness. Regular cm is fine, however, "butthole cm" is not.

Sarahb34743

omg, you're an idiot

WinsyWade

The only possible explanation that I can think of is that you recently had anal sex and your partner ejaculated in there.  Or you have an infection.  If it is not the first then you need to see a doctor immeadiately.

IU_baby

piper333:

haha, no not at all....it is only after i poop...isnt that the strangest thing ever???  i hope nothing is wrong with me!

 

Yes, there is something wrong with you.  Run to your doctor!

Neudorfer

thats not cm hunny, thats anal leakage... lay off the fake chips.

hula_lula

Neudorfer:

thats not cm hunny, thats anal leakage... lay off the fake chips.

LMAO

BlairWaldorf

Holy hell, how did I miss this post until now???

opallover

omg - HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ajk612

junebug02

I am laughing OUT LOUD!!  Thank you!!

KimmyB111304

Hi725:

So, does that, "creamy stuff" appear after you let your DH stick it in your pooper?

LOL, too funny!

Seriously though, I would have loved a TMI warning in the subject of this post...nasty!

manda_mullins

Emilyd422

Oh my, this is hilarious!!

ginifred

Been eating fatty foods?

Still though, not cm if it doesn't come from cervex

idkmybffk8

I hate the fact that I know this...

When stimulated (usually in a sexual way) the anus can produce a natural lubricant. How much do you enjoy pooping?

However, there can't be "cm" bacause you don't have a cervix in your colon. 

flutiefrostie

Best. Post. Ever. Holy creamy shit.

MikesFavoriteWife

Oh.My.God.

I can't stop laughing!!! LOLOLOLOL

Mrs.LB705

It's "butt jelly" (a little term I coined, sorry it's gross everyone!).

Does it happen after you eat/drink certain things?  Like coffee, or things with a lot of dairy fat?

No, I wouldn't "run to the doctor" as some PP suggested, unless you are also experiencing pain or it's bloody or other scary things.

GL!