Babies on the Brain

Ah fireworks. I almost forgot what they sounded like.

I kind of miss the "Is it ok if I go to see fireworks?" post by newly pg idiots. 
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Re: Ah fireworks. I almost forgot what they sounded like.

  • The UF rays (similar to UV rays) given off by fireworks can harm a fetus if the mom isn't using the right UF block that is on the same isle as regular UV sunblock.

    As for the noise/crackling from the fireworks, if the mom just swallows a pair of those foam earplugs the baby can put them in his/her ears so they don't lose hearing before they even escape the womb.

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

  • Wait, I can't go see fireworks? Hold on, I do have some ear plugs handy. How far in advance should I swallow them to allow time for proper delivery?
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  • imageludicrous:
    Wait, I can't go see fireworks? Hold on, I do have some ear plugs handy. How far in advance should I swallow them to allow time for proper delivery?

    Ooh, sorry you're a little late :-/ It needed to be done when the sperm met the egg

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

  • imageBoopADoopBetty:

    imageludicrous:
    Wait, I can't go see fireworks? Hold on, I do have some ear plugs handy. How far in advance should I swallow them to allow time for proper delivery?

    Ooh, sorry you're a little late :-/ It needed to be done when the sperm met the egg

    Damn. Oh well, there is always next year.
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