Ah fireworks. I almost forgot what they sounded like.

Mysterious_wife

I kind of miss the "Is it ok if I go to see fireworks?" post by newly pg idiots. 

BoopADoopBetty

The UF rays (similar to UV rays) given off by fireworks can harm a fetus if the mom isn't using the right UF block that is on the same isle as regular UV sunblock.

As for the noise/crackling from the fireworks, if the mom just swallows a pair of those foam earplugs the baby can put them in his/her ears so they don't lose hearing before they even escape the womb.

ludicrous

Wait, I can't go see fireworks? Hold on, I do have some ear plugs handy. How far in advance should I swallow them to allow time for proper delivery?

BoopADoopBetty

ludicrous:

Wait, I can't go see fireworks? Hold on, I do have some ear plugs handy. How far in advance should I swallow them to allow time for proper delivery?

Ooh, sorry you're a little late :-/ It needed to be done when the sperm met the egg

ludicrous

BoopADoopBetty:

ludicrous:

Wait, I can't go see fireworks? Hold on, I do have some ear plugs handy. How far in advance should I swallow them to allow time for proper delivery?

Ooh, sorry you're a little late :-/ It needed to be done when the sperm met the egg

Damn. Oh well, there is always next year.