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Brazilian waxes...

I only ever get my "bikini area" done. I'm just wondering how you guys get brazilians without feeling like an assshole?

Pun kinda intended, lol.

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Re: Brazilian waxes...

  • My waxer just keeps me talking and distracted. She's awesome and funny and that helps a LOT.
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  • considering I was not even AWARE they waxed your assshole, I didn't really have any feeling about it. However, that was actually the easiest part of the whole thing(pain wise. It was by far the most awkward. Especially because she was speaking in Hawaiian and I wasn't entirely sure what she meant.) 

    I will say I have always uh...shaved to include that area lol. I just hate hair anywhere in my nether regions. 

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  • I am terrified of having htat area waxed?  Is there bleeding?
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  • imageMysterious_wife:
    I am terrified of having htat area waxed?  Is there bleeding?

    dear god no, not if they do it right. I think if that happened to me I'd never ever EVER attempt it again lol. 

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  • imageNavyClan:

    imageMysterious_wife:
    I am terrified of having htat area waxed?  Is there bleeding?

    dear god no, not if they do it right. I think if that happened to me I'd never ever EVER attempt it again lol. 

    I almost always bleed when I have my eyebrows waxed.  I have had them done at several places too. :( 

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  • i have been thinking about doing this for a long time. Maybe I should warm myself up to it by just getting a regular bikini wax done first

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  • imageMysterious_wife:
    imageNavyClan:

    imageMysterious_wife:
    I am terrified of having htat area waxed?  Is there bleeding?

    dear god no, not if they do it right. I think if that happened to me I'd never ever EVER attempt it again lol. 

    I almost always bleed when I have my eyebrows waxed.  I have had them done at several places too. :( 

    This has happened to me too. I think I have extra thick hairs or something.


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  • I keep start to type something and deleting it again...

    I would sooner take a staple out of my own head than let someone wax my assshole.

    SourApple - You win.

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    "I love glitterfarts and pregnant unicorns." ~ Tim'sWifey
    "Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, a natural thing, and how dare you degrade it with your yuppie wanna be rapper and his rhymes." ~ Melaneigh
    "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
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    I keep start to type something and deleting it again...

    I would sooner take a staple out of my own head than let someone wax my assshole.

    SourApple - You win.

    AHAHAHAHAHA!

     

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  • imagemelodylb:
    imageMysterious_wife:
    imageNavyClan:

    imageMysterious_wife:
    I am terrified of having htat area waxed?  Is there bleeding?

    dear god no, not if they do it right. I think if that happened to me I'd never ever EVER attempt it again lol. 

    I almost always bleed when I have my eyebrows waxed.  I have had them done at several places too. :( 

    This has happened to me too. I think I have extra thick hairs or something.

    I am very hairy. This could be the problem.   

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  • Waxing your bunghole really doesn't hurt. 

    I have found the only part that hurts is right above your clit, and the first strip on either lip. Other than that, I swear it really isn't unpleasant.

    As for the whole lying there naked thing, I don't know. It's just not that bad. Some ladies have you keep the little paper thong on and just move it around. Others just have you go without. They do this all day long, so it's NBD as long as you didn't just come from the gym.

    Sometimes I close my eyes and just relax, other times I get really involved in conversations with them. Depends on my mood.  

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  • BUT IT'S YOUR FVCKING ASSSHOLE!!!

    I'm sorry, I just can't get past this. Can't. Can't. Can't.

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    "I love glitterfarts and pregnant unicorns." ~ Tim'sWifey
    "Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, a natural thing, and how dare you degrade it with your yuppie wanna be rapper and his rhymes." ~ Melaneigh
    "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
  • imageChatham2007:

    BUT IT'S YOUR FVCKING ASSSHOLE!!!

    I'm sorry, I just can't get past this. Can't. Can't. Can't.

    Yup, it is. And while it has a lot of nerve endings, they tend to be inside, not on the outside. I don't know what to say other than that's not the part that hurts for me. 

    Come on over, I'll do it for you and you'll see. Wink 

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  • imageChatham2007:

    BUT IT'S YOUR FVCKING ASSSHOLE!!!

    I'm sorry, I just can't get past this. Can't. Can't. Can't.

    Does it make you feel any better knowing i waxed at least five buttholes today? Yep, I did.
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  • imagedanlexi04:
    imageChatham2007:

    BUT IT'S YOUR FVCKING ASSSHOLE!!!

    I'm sorry, I just can't get past this. Can't. Can't. Can't.

    Does it make you feel any better knowing i waxed at least five buttholes today? Yep, I did.

    And it didn't weird you out at all, did it? It was all "I'll put this wax here, and then that wax there.." You weren't grossed out, it was business as usual. Right?  

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  • imagedanlexi04:
    imageChatham2007:

    BUT IT'S YOUR FVCKING ASSSHOLE!!!

    I'm sorry, I just can't get past this. Can't. Can't. Can't.

    Does it make you feel any better knowing i waxed at least five buttholes today? Yep, I did.

    this is a weird question, but do you just get on all fours or what?


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  • I want to hear the answers to all of these questions...
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    imageimageimage Sushi Sister to Meg 'n' Eric
    "I love glitterfarts and pregnant unicorns." ~ Tim'sWifey
    "Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, a natural thing, and how dare you degrade it with your yuppie wanna be rapper and his rhymes." ~ Melaneigh
    "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
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    this is a weird question, but do you just get on all fours or what?

    I'm on my back with one leg butterfly'd out to the side, and the other leg normal with knee bent and foot flat on the bed. Then the butterfly'd leg comes up to my chest, sometimes both. Then the other side.  

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    imagedanlexi04:
    imageChatham2007:

    BUT IT'S YOUR FVCKING ASSSHOLE!!!

    I'm sorry, I just can't get past this. Can't. Can't. Can't.

    Does it make you feel any better knowing i waxed at least five buttholes today? Yep, I did.

    And it didn't weird you out at all, did it? It was all "I'll put this wax here, and then that wax there.." You weren't grossed out, it was business as usual. Right?  

    Yup, business as usual. I mean, I've seen some funky things but for the most part it no big deal. When you spend half you day doing brazilians it becomes just another body part.
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  • I will say this: Bliss spa is the best place I have ever, ever gone for a wax. There's one on Stuart St in Boston. I HIGHLY recommend that you go. If it hurts, I'll pay for it. Double pinky swear. 
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  • imageExcitedtostart:
    imagemelodylb:

    this is a weird question, but do you just get on all fours or what?

    I'm on my back with one leg butterfly'd out to the side, and the other leg normal with knee bent and foot flat on the bed. Then the butterfly'd leg comes up to my chest, sometimes both. Then the other side.  

    I have people lay on their back, cross their ankles, and then pull their legs back towards their head. It seems to be the most humane way of waxing an ass. The getting on all fours just seems weird to me.
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  • imageExcitedtostart:
    I will say this: Bliss spa is the best place I have ever, ever gone for a wax. There's one on Stuart St in Boston. I HIGHLY recommend that you go. If it hurts, I'll pay for it. Double pinky swear. 

    No joke, this is the exact face I just made. Huh?

    And Danlexi - Indifferent

     

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    imageimageimage Sushi Sister to Meg 'n' Eric
    "I love glitterfarts and pregnant unicorns." ~ Tim'sWifey
    "Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, a natural thing, and how dare you degrade it with your yuppie wanna be rapper and his rhymes." ~ Melaneigh
    "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
  • imageChatham2007:

    imageExcitedtostart:
    I will say this: Bliss spa is the best place I have ever, ever gone for a wax. There's one on Stuart St in Boston. I HIGHLY recommend that you go. If it hurts, I'll pay for it. Double pinky swear. 

    No joke, this is the exact face I just made. Huh?

    And Danlexi - Indifferent

     

    Fine. I'll get you drunk first. Will that help?

    Danlexi- I'm actually more afraid that someone would laugh at how inflexible I am, rather than the state of my pubic hair. I have flexibility shame. Sad 

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  • imageExcitedtostart:
    imageChatham2007:

    imageExcitedtostart:
    I will say this: Bliss spa is the best place I have ever, ever gone for a wax. There's one on Stuart St in Boston. I HIGHLY recommend that you go. If it hurts, I'll pay for it. Double pinky swear. 

    No joke, this is the exact face I just made. Huh?

    And Danlexi - Indifferent

     

    Fine. I'll get you drunk first. Will that help?

    Danlexi- I'm actually more afraid that someone would laugh at how inflexible I am, rather than the state of my pubic hair. I have flexibility shame. Sad 

    Haha! Even the old ladies can pull their legs back, it's no biggie.
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