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epically bad 'new arrivals' in paper.

I pretty much almost cried reading this.  I mean, for REAL?  Minus sweet baby Andrew, I think this is the all-time worst list I've seen in .... forever.

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  • Sweet baby Jesus, thats awful....just awful.
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  • Pyxiana???

    Who does that to their children?

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  • I think I actually hate "Chaylee" the most. It sounds like chafing.

  • These are so hilariously bad.  Pyxiana and Marsadies are amazing.
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  • imageMelleTX:

    Pyxiana???

    Who does that to their children?

    And her middle name is Star, so she doesn't even have that to fall back on.

  • imageMoneypenny424:
    These are so hilariously bad.  Pyxiana and Marsadies are amazing.

    If my son brings either of these girls home, I'm going to CRY ALL DAY LONG.

    DD can bring Andrew home, though.  Wink 

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  • Oh my, oh my! Was there a high rate of 16 year olds giving birth that week?
  • Barf.
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  • Seriously?  Are those even names?  Or did the parent(s) just toss the alpahbet into the air and hope for the best?  Scary.
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  • "Pyxiana Star" sounds like a fantastic stripper name, but they're all awful except for little Andrew.

    o.m.g. Those poor kids.

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  • I just....I can't even...
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  • imagephebesx:
    Seriously?  Are those even names?  Or did the parent(s) just toss the alpahbet into the air and hope for the best?  Scary.

    So funny!!!!

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  • I love that you PIP'd the actual newspaper or else I might have called MUD! Those are just awful, but I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down my face reading them (and the replies) to DH.  Thanks for the morning laugh ~ I needed it!.

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