Howard Stern had a 'World's Strongest Naked Woman' contest.

BostonGayGal

I had court today, so no-can-do (oh, and I live in another state), but I would jut like everyone to know that I can do three times the number of push ups as the winner and a bunch more pull ups. $5000 that won't be mine. Opportunities lost.

On the upside A says she will make me dinner tomorrow night if I show her.  

On the bad news side of things, I totally texted that to someone who never ever should have been given reason to think of me as a Howard Stern fan, never mind a naked push-up performer. Lovely.

ETA: stupid extra word 

Jason'swife

LMAO. That's hilarious. Did the accidental text receiver respond? 

SBma

Haha.  I would also like to know if the person you texted replied.  I accidentally IMed a lady at work whose first name has the same 2 first letters as the person I was trying to IM's last name.  It was just a stupid joke, and nothing R rated, but she was pretty confused haha.

BostonGayGal

Jason'swife:

LMAO. That's hilarious. Did the accidental text receiver respond? 

No. And I don't even know what I will say if he does respond. My only hope is that he only sees the proper professional side of me and is sufficiently convinced that I am such a goody two-shoes that it couldn't possibly actually be a text of mine. I am dying on the inside.

A says that I should let that be a lesson not to brag about my muscles like a guido. She also says that she wants me to wear heels when I show her my push ups because that is what the contestants did, but even I have limits.

Jason'swife

Tell her you'll wear heels if she throws in dessert.

bancbev

I listend to the whole thing (long drive to Ft. Lauderdale), and was very disappointed that all 3 women were porn stars.  The one chick couldn't even do 1 pull up!  I certainly didn't expect body builders, but at least contestants who have some sort of qualifications, for the contest they are competing in.