Free flaming

NotGabber

Cholzmei:

Do me!  Do me!

You would be good in a threesome, but only if it was Guy-Guy-Girl.

 

You're welcome.

annerz22

NotGabber:

annerz22:

I'll play- flame away!

 

I dated a guy in college who looks a little bit like your husband, and he was really well hung.

 

You're welcome.

Maybe he's the same guy

NotGabber

kgp_061910:

I'll take the next hit!

 

You got kicked out of a street gang.

 

You're welcome.

NotGabber

the struggle and hustle:

Give me your best... My flame retardant suit is on!

It wouldn't work for most people, but putting a finger on your cheek does make you look smarter.

 

You're welcome.

NotGabber

Betsystar:

Ok, I'll bite

 

Your countertops could really use a good wipe down.

 

You're welcome.

kgp_061910

NotGabber:

kgp_061910:

I'll take the next hit!

 

You got kicked out of a street gang.

 

You're welcome.

How did you guess?

babiesbabiesbabies

Am I too late to the game?

Flame meeee!

babies

lawyerin

I'm new...what kind of fun is going on here?

ukcats27

You are such a softy, NG.  This post is lame.

Betsystar

NotGabber:

Betsystar:

Ok, I'll bite

 

Your countertops could really use a good wipe down.

 

You're welcome.

You're so right! How'd you know??

bellablue2

Pretty please flame me! S#%$, whatever works to get me KU!

Babybear70

I'll play...lay it on me!

the struggle and hustle

NotGabber:

the struggle and hustle:

Give me your best... My flame retardant suit is on!

It wouldn't work for most people, but putting a finger on your cheek does make you look smarter.

 

You're welcome.

Aw, I'm feeling sparkly now...

jrnelson627

I can take it, flame away.  I can use all the luck I can get!  Can't imagine what you would have to say about me though, I've not been on here much. 

Michelle_G

I'll take a flame!

XXXXX222

I probably deserve to be flamed for thinking this thread is funny.

emmb52408

NG i havent seen you in chat in a while! missed you, but youre getting a little soft i think!

jemmer04

NotGabber:

Line up. Let's get this party started.

 

Post here, and I will flame you, a la Holy Grail. It seems to work. Some of the most flamed ladies here are KU within minutes. 

 

Who's first?

This is freaking hilarious... Pick me!

Penguin1318

NotGabber:

btaylor19:

NotGabber:

misstrish521:

What the h*ll, why not. I'll play.

 

You eat leftover dinner for breakfast.

 

You're welcome.

This is not a flame, it is just pointing out the awesome. 

 

You named your battery-operated-boyfriend "Ron Weasley".

 

You're welcome.

lol

NotGabber

babiesbabiesbabies:

Am I too late to the game?

Flame meeee!

babies

 

Before you learned about Pre Seed, you were using Hollandaise sauce.

 

You're welcome.

NotGabber

lawyerin:

I'm new...what kind of fun is going on here?

 

Your amicus brief was poorly formatted and littered with typos.

 

You're welcome.

NotGabber

ukcats27:

You are such a softy, NG.  This post is lame.

 

Only one turn per person, Sparky.

NotGabber

bellablue2:

Pretty please flame me! S#%$, whatever works to get me KU!

 

You stole my monkey baby.

 

You're welcome.

NotGabber

Babybear70:

I'll play...lay it on me!

 

Your dog is telepathically signaling "Get me away from these people!" in that photo.

 

You're welcome.

NotGabber

jrnelson627:

I can take it, flame away.  I can use all the luck I can get!  Can't imagine what you would have to say about me though, I've not been on here much. 

 

In the sixth grade, you forgot to turn in your math homework. Twice.

 

You're welcome.

cldixon

pick me! pick me!!!

bellablue2

NotGabber:

bellablue2:

Pretty please flame me! S#%$, whatever works to get me KU!

 

You stole my monkey baby.

 

You're welcome.

LOL..That is right, monkey baby is mine!

NotGabber

Michelle_G:

I'll take a flame!

You were Pete Wentz's "other woman".

 

You're welcome.

NotGabber

sulfababy:

I probably deserve to be flamed for thinking this thread is funny.

You're 73.6 weeks pregnant, and you don't even know it.

 

You're welcome.

NotGabber

emmb52408:

NG i havent seen you in chat in a while! missed you, but youre getting a little soft i think!

You live in New Jersey.

 

You're welcome.

emmb52408

NotGabber:

emmb52408:

NG i havent seen you in chat in a while! missed you, but youre getting a little soft i think!

You live in New Jersey.

 

You're welcome.

Yes i do! Thank you for noticing! 

NotGabber

jemmer04:

This is freaking hilarious... Pick me!

 

You are in the White Chicks Throwing Gang Signs youtube hit.

 

You're welcome.

NotGabber

Penguin1318:

lol

Part of your honeymoon video ended up on RedTube, and it was pretty hot.

 

You're welcome.

mkaultman29

ukcats27:

You are such a softy, NG.  This post is lame.

This is the best post I've seen on TB so far.

Katie829

Alright, I'll bite. Flame me.

NotGabber

cldixon:

pick me! pick me!!!

Your penmanship is sufficiently neat.

 

You're welcome.

NotGabber

Katie829:

Alright, I'll bite. Flame me.

 

You look like my friend Liz, and Liz was a massive slut in high school. I'm pretty sure she screwed Glenn Danzig. She was really fun though. Now she's all boring because she has kids.

 

You're welcome.

XXXXX222

NotGabber:

sulfababy:

I probably deserve to be flamed for thinking this thread is funny.

You're 73.6 weeks pregnant, and you don't even know it.

 

You're welcome.

Well I do believe that's my first flaming! All in all not bad. haha 

Babybear70

NotGabber:

Babybear70:

I'll play...lay it on me!

 

Your dog is telepathically signaling "Get me away from these people!" in that photo.

 

You're welcome.

Bwhahahahaha!!!! Love it! Thanks for the flaming...and secretly she probably does think that from time to time.....

Eags

I want a flaming!!  I love free things!