I'm going to break the flame free rule and say MUSHROOMS ARE AWESOME AND YOU ALL ARE FREAKS.
Mushrooms grow in sh!t.
And the texture is disgusting.
::gag::
Lots of food grows in sh!t, or bugs live on it, or it grows in *** and bugs live on it...
Stop being logical! Let me live in my world where only nasty mushrooms grow in sh!t.
Or in my case, food is "grown" in a factory.... And I will stop being logical. Mushrooms are sh!tty fungus. Better?
Perfect!
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I'm ready to hire a nanny for Jagger even though I'm not working just to help with the insanity of listening to him scream all day long! I think he is teething and I feel sorry for him but nothing I do seems to help and now I'm in so much pain with my neck that holding him seems like a special kind of torture just for me.
Blah blah blah.
I usually stay out of this type of thing, but I had to speak up on this one. That is truly an awful thing to say.
Dare I say so is whining about wanting to hire a nanny when you have no job to a board of A) alot of working moms and a board with women who would give just about anything, to have that screaming baby.
Oh, and this board is boooooring. Mushrooms? Sleep training? TGIF.
I'm ready to hire a nanny for Jagger even though I'm not working just to help with the insanity of listening to him scream all day long! I think he is teething and I feel sorry for him but nothing I do seems to help and now I'm in so much pain with my neck that holding him seems like a special kind of torture just for me.
Blah blah blah.
I usually stay out of this type of thing, but I had to speak up on this one. That is truly an awful thing to say.
Dare I say so is whining about wanting to hire a nanny when you have no job to a board of A) alot of working moms and a board with women who would give just about anything, to have that screaming baby.
Oh, and this board is boooooring. Mushrooms? Sleep training? TGIF.
I do understand your point. It came across to me as a personal attack more than anything and that is why I said something.
I'm ready to hire a nanny for Jagger even though I'm not working just to help with the insanity of listening to him scream all day long! I think he is teething and I feel sorry for him but nothing I do seems to help and now I'm in so much pain with my neck that holding him seems like a special kind of torture just for me.
Blah blah blah.
I usually stay out of this type of thing, but I had to speak up on this one. That is truly an awful thing to say.
Dare I say so is whining about wanting to hire a nanny when you have no job to a board of A) alot of working moms and a board with women who would give just about anything, to have that screaming baby.
Oh, and this board is boooooring. Mushrooms? Sleep training? TGIF.
Go to 9-12. Ask for Yankee and then say that white people have it tougher in this country than non-white people.
YWIA.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I'm ready to hire a nanny for Jagger even though I'm not working just to help with the insanity of listening to him scream all day long! I think he is teething and I feel sorry for him but nothing I do seems to help and now I'm in so much pain with my neck that holding him seems like a special kind of torture just for me.
Blah blah blah
I usually stay out of this type of thing, but I had to speak up on this one. That is truly an awful thing to say.
Dare I say so is whining about wanting to hire a nanny when you have no job to a board of A) alot of working moms and a board with women who would give just about anything, to have that screaming baby.
Oh, and this board is boooooring. Mushrooms? Sleep training? TGIF.
oh come on. Whoever you AE's are, at least have the balls to be yourselves, or else just go away.
And while you might be annoyed at someone else's issues, they're her issues. Just because she is a SAHM doesn't mean she can't be overwhelmed and frustrated sometimes. Aren't we all sometimes? If you work in an office, work at your house, stay at home (which is also work), etc... some days suck. It's ok to say so.
And while I know it's hard going through infertility, that also doesn't mean that no one else can have hard days with their kids. I struggled for 2 years to get pregnant, and I appreciate my kids and what I've got, but sometimes they still drive me insane. That's how kids are. Even though you love them and we all know we are lucky to have them, we can't be thrilled with everything all the time. And a colicky baby is hard work.
So let's just be nice. Tiffany is having a hard time right now. Her FFFC is that she is having a hard time. If you don't think her hard time is hard enough, why don't you offer to babysit instead of just being mean?
Or maybe eat some yummy mushrooms to make you feel better.
You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
We are cold turkey potty training Kai today. He has been going on demand for months now in the potty and we are all sitting here today in our underwear so we can teach himwhat it feels like to be wet and go on his own..
now for the confession. 8 pairs of thomas underwear into it and Brian and I cracked open the wine. Its only 3 in the afternoon and we have drank over half the bottle already!
Can I come over PLEASE!!
EllaB_04:
Started parent and baby swim lessons this week.
It's motivated me to regularly shave my legs for the first time in, oh, a
year or more? DH is so excited!
Miss Whitney has been sleeping terribly this week, and with DH out of
town I am TIRED. Last night I lost my patience with her, and raised my
voice. I feel so, so, so terrible about it. She is just the sweetest
little girl, and sometimes I think she deserves a better Mama than me.
:-(
You are a great Mama and Miss W is pretty lucky! My hubs doesn't work out of town but boy do I know what it's like to be a construction wife. If Sid isn't working late at the office he's working at home and no summer vacation for us because he's so dang busy! If you ever want to meet up let me know! I'm open to walks...or wine! hahaha
Whoo hooo!! More details please! Having a boyfriend is like having a baby...we need to know the stats.
height, weight, how are his poops?, does he STTN?
I would hope he doesn't STTN.
Brown chicken brown cow.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I'm ready to hire a nanny for Jagger even though I'm not working just to help with the insanity of listening to him scream all day long! I think he is teething and I feel sorry for him but nothing I do seems to help and now I'm in so much pain with my neck that holding him seems like a special kind of torture just for me.
Blah blah blah
I usually stay out of this type of thing, but I had to speak up on this one. That is truly an awful thing to say.
Dare I say so is whining about wanting to hire a nanny when you have no job to a board of A) alot of working moms and a board with women who would give just about anything, to have that screaming baby.
Oh, and this board is boooooring. Mushrooms? Sleep training? TGIF.
oh come on. Whoever you AE's are, at least have the balls to be yourselves, or else just go away.
And while you might be annoyed at someone else's issues, they're her issues. Just because she is a SAHM doesn't mean she can't be overwhelmed and frustrated sometimes. Aren't we all sometimes? If you work in an office, work at your house, stay at home (which is also work), etc... some days suck. It's ok to say so.
And while I know it's hard going through infertility, that also doesn't mean that no one else can have hard days with their kids. I struggled for 2 years to get pregnant, and I appreciate my kids and what I've got, but sometimes they still drive me insane. That's how kids are. Even though you love them and we all know we are lucky to have them, we can't be thrilled with everything all the time. And a colicky baby is hard work.
So let's just be nice. Tiffany is having a hard time right now. Her FFFC is that she is having a hard time. If you don't think her hard time is hard enough, why don't you offer to babysit instead of just being mean?
Or maybe eat some yummy mushrooms to make you feel better.
Tiffany dont let these AE get to you, they are just a bunch of Bee-otches. you know that you are a good person and I know from my own expierence when I was struggleing so with all the unemployment issues Brian was having and us scrapping by and going to the food bank, you (among many others) were so nice to me and made me feel not so bad about our situation! I for one think you are a very nice and caring person, and love having you here and getting to know you. I wish I had something tangiable to offer to help with jagger but know that my heart is with you.
Dawn - Wife of Brian 09/25/2005 - Mother of Eli Jace 03/12/2007 and Kai Evan 10/17/08
Whoo hooo!! More details please! Having a boyfriend is like having a baby...we need to know the stats.
height, weight, how are his poops?, does he STTN?
You are killing me, Smalls!
Seriously! I literally just cracked up.
Bahahaha! You ladies kill me! Where to begin....we've been dating for a couple months now, he's 29, super funny and super smart, he actually works for one of my customers (bad girl!), he's a big foodie and takes me interesting places, and I can tell you for certain, he does NOT STTN, and I am 100% okay with it! I love the beginning! It really is the best part. I could go on...
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Whoo hooo!! More details please! Having a boyfriend is like having a baby...we need to know the stats.
height, weight, how are his poops?, does he STTN?
You are killing me, Smalls!
Seriously! I literally just cracked up.
Bahahaha! You ladies kill me! Where to begin....we've been dating for a couple months now, he's 29, super funny and super smart, he actually works for one of my customers (bad girl!), he's a big foodie and takes me interesting places, and I can tell you for certain, he does NOT STTN, and I am 100% okay with it! I love the beginning! It really is the best part. I could go on...
My fffc should be that I am more than a little jealous of you right now I love my hubs, but nothing beats those first few months!
Bahahaha! You ladies kill me! Where to begin....we've been dating for a couple months now, he's 29, super funny and super smart, he actually works for one of my customers (bad girl!), he's a big foodie and takes me interesting places, and I can tell you for certain, he does NOT STTN, and I am 100% okay with it! I love the beginning! It really is the best part. I could go on...
My fffc should be that I am more than a little jealous of you right now I love my hubs, but nothing beats those first few months!
Bahahaha! You ladies kill me! Where to begin....we've been dating for a couple months now, he's 29, super funny and super smart, he actually works for one of my customers (bad girl!), he's a big foodie and takes me interesting places, and I can tell you for certain, he does NOT STTN, and I am 100% okay with it! I love the beginning! It really is the best part. I could go on...
My fffc should be that I am more than a little jealous of you right now I love my hubs, but nothing beats those first few months!
This, for sure.
I concur.... Aww fresh new love... Sigh. So excited for you sista. You deserve it a million times over.
DH-NOA confirmed with TESE, ME-Unexplained
After 1 Miscarriage, 6 IUI's, our little miracles are here. Proud Parents of Twins.
1) Tiff, I totally want to come and carry that baby around for a while for you and give you a break. Sadly we are leaving for three weeks in just a few days, and there is no way I can squeeze it in. Remember it is COMPLETELY OKAY if once in a while you need to put him down in a safe place and go where you can't hear him (I have been known to go in the bathroom with the fan on). The screaming is biologically designed to trigger every stress hormone in our body, so it is natural it's driving you crazy. And if you don't have one, get a good baby carrier... putting him on your back will give your neck a break.
My confession: I forgot how awesome you ladies are...you just made a conversation about mushrooms funny Love it. Maybe I should start coming around more often, even if I'm perpetually without bump or baby.
For the record. I like wine, I like mushrooms to an extent, I do not like beer, and blue cheese is STINKY. Gross
ETA: :YAY HayHay!!!! Those first few months are priceless - enjoy them!!
Married ~ August 5, 2006 I Welcomed our baby girl March 16, 2012
I'm going to break the flame free rule and say MUSHROOMS ARE AWESOME AND YOU ALL ARE FREAKS.
Bwhahahaha. This. But I also like American cheese, spray cheese, powdered cheese, cheese in a can, cheese in a jar, Chili Cheese Fritos, beer, and pudding pops. So my taste might make this agreement moot.
YES. For a while when I was in college, Kraft sold their orange powdered cheese stuff, the kind you get in the little paper envelope to mix with your noodles, IN A CAN THAT YOU COULD BUY AND SHAKE ON ANYTHING YOU WANTED. Just like parmesan cheese. It was heavenly, and I shook it on top of my already cheesy mac & cheese. I put it on popcorn. I slept with it under my pillow. I cried when they stopped selling it.
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I'm going to break the flame free rule and say MUSHROOMS ARE AWESOME AND YOU ALL ARE FREAKS.
Bwhahahaha. This. But I also like American cheese, spray cheese, powdered cheese, cheese in a can, cheese in a jar, Chili Cheese Fritos, beer, and pudding pops. So my taste might make this agreement moot.
YES. For a while when I was in college, Kraft sold their orange powdered cheese stuff, the kind you get in the little paper envelope to mix with your noodles, IN A CAN THAT YOU COULD BUY AND SHAKE ON ANYTHING YOU WANTED. Just like parmesan cheese. It was heavenly, and I shook it on top of my already cheesy mac & cheese. I put it on popcorn. I slept with it under my pillow. I cried when they stopped selling it.
When I read this I visualized someone passed out from a food coma, on a bed with their face and hands covered in orange goodness.
I'm going to break the flame free rule and say MUSHROOMS ARE AWESOME AND YOU ALL ARE FREAKS.
Bwhahahaha. This. But I also like American cheese, spray cheese, powdered cheese, cheese in a can, cheese in a jar, Chili Cheese Fritos, beer, and pudding pops. So my taste might make this agreement moot.
YES. For a while when I was in college, Kraft sold their orange powdered cheese stuff, the kind you get in the little paper envelope to mix with your noodles, IN A CAN THAT YOU COULD BUY AND SHAKE ON ANYTHING YOU WANTED. Just like parmesan cheese. It was heavenly, and I shook it on top of my already cheesy mac & cheese. I put it on popcorn. I slept with it under my pillow. I cried when they stopped selling it.
When I read this I visualized someone passed out from a food coma, on a bed with their face and hands covered in orange goodness.
Not that far off...
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Mushrooms suck. Bleu [you must say it with a bad French accent!] is wonderful, olives are gross.
HayHay - woot woot!
Tiff and others that are struggling - hugs. I remember having stabbing pains in my neck from nursing or bending over a little one all day. Stretching is your friend, as is a moby or bjorn. Being a mom is hard.
My confession? Sometimes I see such horrible things at work that I consider leaving a career that I absolutely love. Being a mom has changed me more than I realize. And....sometimes I need to come to this board to see some funny...keep up the mushroom arguments. And hug your babies. And just to add...nutella is kind of gross too.
Re: FFFC
Perfect!
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I usually stay out of this type of thing, but I had to speak up on this one. That is truly an awful thing to say.
Dare I say so is whining about wanting to hire a nanny when you have no job to a board of A) alot of working moms and
a board with women who would give just about anything, to have that screaming baby.
Oh, and this board is boooooring. Mushrooms? Sleep training? TGIF.
I do understand your point. It came across to me as a personal attack more than anything and that is why I said something.
::bowing out of the drama::
Go to 9-12. Ask for Yankee and then say that white people have it tougher in this country than non-white people.
YWIA.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
oh come on. Whoever you AE's are, at least have the balls to be yourselves, or else just go away.
And while you might be annoyed at someone else's issues, they're her issues. Just because she is a SAHM doesn't mean she can't be overwhelmed and frustrated sometimes. Aren't we all sometimes? If you work in an office, work at your house, stay at home (which is also work), etc... some days suck. It's ok to say so.
And while I know it's hard going through infertility, that also doesn't mean that no one else can have hard days with their kids. I struggled for 2 years to get pregnant, and I appreciate my kids and what I've got, but sometimes they still drive me insane. That's how kids are. Even though you love them and we all know we are lucky to have them, we can't be thrilled with everything all the time. And a colicky baby is hard work.
So let's just be nice. Tiffany is having a hard time right now. Her FFFC is that she is having a hard time. If you don't think her hard time is hard enough, why don't you offer to babysit instead of just being mean?
Or maybe eat some yummy mushrooms to make you feel better.
NO WAY!
I mean that in a "squee!" way.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Can I come over PLEASE!!
You are a great Mama and Miss W is pretty lucky! My hubs doesn't work out of town but boy do I know what it's like to be a construction wife. If Sid isn't working late at the office he's working at home and no summer vacation for us because he's so dang busy! If you ever want to meet up let me know! I'm open to walks...or wine! hahaha
FUN!!!
Whoo hooo!! More details please! Having a boyfriend is like having a baby...we need to know the stats.
Whoo hoo! Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a boyfriend again... I guess that is my FFFC.
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
height, weight, how are his poops?, does he STTN?
I would hope he doesn't STTN.
Brown chicken brown cow.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!
You are killing me, Smalls!
The only Easter Bunny I can get behind.
Maxwell Joseph 4/09 Lucy Violet 10/12
Tiffany dont let these AE get to you, they are just a bunch of Bee-otches. you know that you are a good person and I know from my own expierence when I was struggleing so with all the unemployment issues Brian was having and us scrapping by and going to the food bank, you (among many others) were so nice to me and made me feel not so bad about our situation! I for one think you are a very nice and caring person, and love having you here and getting to know you. I wish I had something tangiable to offer to help with jagger but know that my heart is with you.
jealous!
dont get me wrong I love Brian but I so miss that new relationship courtship stage!
Seriously! I literally just cracked up.
Bio & Blog | The Chic Bambino | Bumps & Babies Fair
I think that these AE's need to grow a pair and post as themselves and quit bullying people.
Nice!!!
Bahahaha! You ladies kill me! Where to begin....we've been dating for a couple months now, he's 29, super funny and super smart, he actually works for one of my customers (bad girl!), he's a big foodie and takes me interesting places, and I can tell you for certain, he does NOT STTN, and I am 100% okay with it! I love the beginning! It really is the best part. I could go on...
This.
And how does he feel about Hanson? Because that's how you know.
My fffc should be that I am more than a little jealous of you right now
I love my hubs, but nothing beats those first few months!
This, for sure.
Bio & Blog | The Chic Bambino | Bumps & Babies Fair
my confession is my girl crush on Jill was renewed on this thread.
And I sometimes (most of the time) forget to take my prenatal vitamins.
Holy cow, this post exploded!
1) Tiff, I totally want to come and carry that baby around for a while for you and give you a break. Sadly we are leaving for three weeks in just a few days, and there is no way I can squeeze it in. Remember it is COMPLETELY OKAY if once in a while you need to put him down in a safe place and go where you can't hear him (I have been known to go in the bathroom with the fan on). The screaming is biologically designed to trigger every stress hormone in our body, so it is natural it's driving you crazy. And if you don't have one, get a good baby carrier... putting him on your back will give your neck a break.
2) Hay Hay, you go girl.
I'm going to make an AWESOME big brother.
My confession: I forgot how awesome you ladies are...you just made a conversation about mushrooms funny
Love it. Maybe I should start coming around more often, even if I'm perpetually without bump or baby.
For the record. I like wine, I like mushrooms to an extent, I do not like beer, and blue cheese is STINKY. Gross
ETA: :YAY HayHay!!!! Those first few months are priceless - enjoy them!!
YES. For a while when I was in college, Kraft sold their orange powdered cheese stuff, the kind you get in the little paper envelope to mix with your noodles, IN A CAN THAT YOU COULD BUY AND SHAKE ON ANYTHING YOU WANTED. Just like parmesan cheese. It was heavenly, and I shook it on top of my already cheesy mac & cheese. I put it on popcorn. I slept with it under my pillow. I cried when they stopped selling it.
When I read this I visualized someone passed out from a food coma, on a bed with their face and hands covered in orange goodness.
Not that far off...
Mushrooms suck. Bleu [you must say it with a bad French accent!] is wonderful, olives are gross.
HayHay - woot woot!
Tiff and others that are struggling - hugs. I remember having stabbing pains in my neck from nursing or bending over a little one all day. Stretching is your friend, as is a moby or bjorn. Being a mom is hard.
My confession? Sometimes I see such horrible things at work that I consider leaving a career that I absolutely love. Being a mom has changed me more than I realize. And....sometimes I need to come to this board to see some funny...keep up the mushroom arguments. And hug your babies. And just to add...nutella is kind of gross too.