Okay. How do you crazies function IRL?

Bubbalub

I don't think the gardening one was stupid. Gardening often involves chemicals in fertilizers and pesticides. But I do feel it's more common sense than anything.

 

 

Sweets11

celestialnyte:

Usually I close my office door so that nobody can tell that I'm actually crazy. Then I spend my time extensively researching Very.Important.Questions. These usually include things like:

• Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has Tonto with him?
• Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
• Do astronauts change their clocks when they go over different time zones in space? 
• Did Noah have woodpeckers in the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? 

And the one that always needs more research ...

• How does Freddy Krueger wipe his butt??
  

This is amazing.  I thought I was the only one.

Mrs.Umm

I like to rock, on the floor, in the corner, preferably with the lights out and the shades drawn, in the fetal position. Sometimes I suck my thumb. It really helps me connect with my future phantom baby.

Mrs.Slick

Mrs.Umm:

I like to rock, on the floor, in the corner, preferably with the lights out and the shades drawn, in the fetal position. Sometimes I suck my thumb. It really helps me connect with my future phantom baby.

Winning!