Snort!

sheilatakesabow

Oh my . . .  Tired of the 2WW?  Looking for early info on whether you're KU?  This woman has the answer! 

"5 Signs That You Have Conceived And Are Pregnant

1.  Firstly, the whole experience of love-making might have felt very different to you. You may have noticed a special energy ...more love or deeper connection in sex as you and your partner made love. You may even have felt a sense of something magical.

2.  Aha Moment: I have also experienced an 'aha moment' ....the next morning....like a switch telling me I was pregnant. I heard this as the moment the sperm fertilised the egg.

3.  When you look in the mirror you might perceive a difference....a glow in your being. Your partner might comment on this too (without prompting!).

4.  A dream or image in your minds eye can also tell you of the conception and new pregnancy.

5.  Perhaps you just have a deep knowing that conception has taken place now. Maybe you feel that as a calmness in your body or a peace in your being."

OR maybe you hear phantom violins playing while doing the deed, then fairies start dancing on the end of your bed and bluebirds pull back your curtains so your new little not quite embryo can greet the dawn...



Article Source: https://EzineArticles.com/1036405

https://ezinearticles.com/?Pregnancy-and-Fertility---5-Signs-of-Pregnancy-Within-The-First-24-Hours-of-Conception-and-Pregnancy&id=1036405

PhotoFan

hmmmm....now I'm wondering why I wasn't knocked up the first month ttc

salt78

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

stephlas8

WOW! I mean I don't know if I'm the only one but bluebirds ALWAYS come in and pull back my curtains....

 

Shayliz

Did someone just slip me something? I feel funny after reading that.

Mrs.Umm

I don't know about that stuff, but I did just taste phantom vomit in the back of my mouth.

megemoney

Where is this lady?  I want to punch her in the face.  I am having a bad morning and punching her would make me feel better.  Ok, thinking about punching her is already making me feel better...

mkaultman29

You all should recommend this article to any newbies who are 4DPO and ask if they are pregnant. No fairies at the foot of your bed? Sorry-you aren't KU!

megemoney

mkaultman29:

You all should recommend this article to any newbies who are 4DPO and ask if they are pregnant. No fairies at the foot of your bed? Sorry-you aren't KU!

LOL, I just might.  I am not in my normal "sweet and nice" mood today.  I am in the kind of mood that the AEs we have around here like to call people out for.  

sheilatakesabow

stephlas8:

WOW! I mean I don't know if I'm the only one but bluebirds ALWAYS come in and pull back my curtains....

 

Yes, it is just you.  Most women get robins.  : ) 

Ellis31

It's really scary that she's teaching women about pregnancy...wow.

bulldogmom4

I'm speechless!

WorkinWeezel

WOW

SandNSurf

sheesh.. the whole article is total bull... but definitely provided a good laugh. I always wondered why the damned birds sat ourside my window taunting me. 

kitaangel

salt78:

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

 

bwe1100

Ok, so when I wake up looking like this it means I'm KU? Sweeeeet.

blindvictory

So...she felt the egg being fertilized the next morning after sex? Umm, someone doesn't know how conception works, I think. It makes me cringe that there are probably people who take her seriously.

Bees Everywhere

Well this will certainly save me some money on HPTs. I wonder if there's a little bluebird that whispers to you about your CM.

Shaq1009

megemoney:

mkaultman29:

You all should recommend this article to any newbies who are 4DPO and ask if they are pregnant. No fairies at the foot of your bed? Sorry-you aren't KU!

LOL, I just might.  I am not in my normal "sweet and nice" mood today.  I am in the kind of mood that the AEs we have around here like to call people out for.  

Me too- feeling like a little kitten kicking today...

misstrish521

sheilatakesabow:

"5 Signs That You Have Conceived And Are Pregnant

1.  Firstly, the whole experience of love-making might have felt very different to you. You may have noticed a special energy ...more love or deeper connection in sex as you and your partner made love. You may even have felt a sense of something magical.

Well I know when I had my IUI, it definitely felt different. I'd say the syringe entering my ute was a pretty  deep connection....does that mean I'm KTFU for sure? Squee!