NBR: 5 minutes on facebook...

Chicklit

...and I've already been subjected to a very detailed status update about a guy friend's private parts and some practically nudie pictures of another guy friend's wife (buried in the middle of their vacation album, so looking through it was like: beach, beach with cute kid, beach, OMG MY EYES!)

I think this will be a facebook-free day for me.

Reassure me that my friends aren't the only people that overshare on FB. What kinds of TMI stuff have you been subjected to recently? 

HSartteach

I wish I could reassure you, but my friends just haven't posted anything like that....not that I've stumbled upon anyway.

Sorry that you needed some eyewash this morning.

mcurban

pretty sure that Mrs.Rosie had all of her lady parts posted on fb once. not by choice.

<----still kinda laughing about that one.

thethomps

Chicklit:

...and I've already been subjected to a very detailed status update about a guy friend's private parts and some practically nudie pictures of another guy friend's wife (buried in the middle of their vacation album, so looking through it was like: beach, beach with cute kid, beach, OMG MY EYES!)

Wow.  DH would be dead if he ever posted pics like that of me on FB.  D.E.A.D.  And I would probably hide someone who posted updates about their privs.    There are things I don't need to know about my friends.

SarahPLiz

A friend's H posted pictures, DURING her C-section, of all the graphic stuff, including making the incision, etc. His BIL and I got on him about posting that stuff, especially because his 5yo neice saw the first part of that series while BIL was clicking through. We understand he was excited, but the whole world doesn't need to see it. Once his wife saw what he posted, I think she chewed his butt out for a while too. 

SarahPLiz

And non necessarily oversharing, but I had to block my little sister from my newsfeed a couple weeks ago. When she was in GHana this semester, she didn't have a steady internet connection so she couldn't spam us with all her pro-life, dead fetus, Obama is an evil baby-killer propaganda. When she got back at the end of May, she tried to make up for lost time by ONLY posting that crap. I love her, but I don't want to see that every time I pull up my news feed. 

Chicklit

thethomps:

Wow.  DH would be dead if he ever posted pics like that of me on FB.  D.E.A.D.  And I would probably hide someone who posted updates about their privs.    There are things I don't need to know about my friends.

Yeah, I wondered if the wife knew it was up there or if maybe it was a mistake in uploading... No way in hell am I going to acknowledge that I've seen it let alone ask either one of them if he meant to post it.

heybabe

One of my friends posted a photo of her son's poop. He had a code brown in the tub & they took a photo of it. Ew.

And a friend of a friend posted her maternity photos. Not a big deal, right? Except had she not been pg, they would've looked more like nudie pics. So they were nudie mat pics. I so wish I could share, but I don't think I can see them any more b/c she changed her settings and I'm not fb friends with her.  

ETA: Even if I could see them, I wouldn't want to embarrass her by posting them.

balihaigirl

I think I posted about this before but one of my FB friends (a friend from HS) posted pictures of her son's poop.  He had taken off his diaper and pooped on the carpet and wiped it all over the place.  Not only that but the comments about it were just nasty. Yeah, that was fun to look at. 

AustinMimi

Not necessarily TMI, but yesterday I saw that a friend of a friend (a stranger to me) posted the N word in a comment. It made my heart sink and I kind of wanted to barf. I also recently hid a couple of people who repeatedly use the R word. I'm sick of it and find it so offensive.

YellowUmbrella

Besides obnoxious religious and political messages, the "OMG I have the best husband in the world, he's a gift from God, he's so good to me" posts from  the same people several times a week drives me nuts. I mean, who are you trying to convince?

The only gross pic I've seen was my cousin's wife - she was walking in downtown San Antonio and tripped and fell and somehow busted her leg open. The pictures were way zoomed in and it was nasty. 

heybabe

Dude. I can still totally see the nudie mat fb photos. I guess she didn't change her settings. Think strategically placed feathers and some sort of shearling bolero. I kid you not.

Mrs.Froggianna

AustinMimi:

I also recently hid a couple of people who repeatedly use the R word. I'm sick of it and find it so offensive.

Republican?  I keed.  I keed.  (Seriously, I'm married to one.)

DH posted a lovely post-delivery shot of my OB stitching up my biznis.  You couldn't see anything, but it was pretty obvious what she was doing down there.  I saw it pretty quickly and got him to take it down.  But the damage was already done.