omgggggg.....

blueLu25

Dh's sister (20 I think) just found out she is pg, and every 5 secs now there's a new FB status, including "pregnancy is boring. FML." and "boy or girl? Everyone guess!" etc etc. She is 6 weeks. I think I need to hide her or I am going to say something rude and snarky, like "STFU already." Good lord. 

AimmeeJo

I would definitely hide her!   That will get old really quick if she is only 6 weeks!

MissLauraQ

I'd hide her because it's only going to get worse.

Talk about being super immature to have a baby - it's going to get ugly once the baby is here.

I also feel bad for her parents, I'd probably PM my daughter and tell her STFU

Alli923

Wait, "pregnancy is boring. FML" Is she serious?!  Haaaaaaaa, oh honey, just wait till the end, it won't be so boring when all you do all day is pee, eat tums, think about how much your back hurts, freak out that you'll be a PARENT in no time and you aren't prepared, and then pee again.  

MrsKatie

I want to tell you to hide her, but I feel like she may provide some great entertainment these next 9 months!

Maddimom

MrsKatie:

I want to tell you to hide her, but I feel like she may provide some great entertainment these next 9 months!

This! Please keep us updated on status updates. Tell her about the bump  

kristalovesjared

2 of DHs cousins who are 21 and 22 do the same thing! The 21 year old even posted that her and her bf were going to start trying to get pg because her bf was so good with his nephews. Made for some good family gossip!

Seattle_JiLLn

I'm already sick of her.  I'd hide her.  

FML?  really?  because she's "bored"?  I hope her morning sickness kicks in soon and she can really know how FML she can feel.  

LauraLynneC

I would reply to every single one with "just wait for..." and put something awful that comes down the line.  It'll be like a game...

Seattle_JiLLn

LauraLynneC:

I would reply to every single one with "just wait for..." and put something awful that comes down the line.  It'll be like a game...

OK LauraLynne.   I officially am in love with you. 

IkesHawaiian06

Seattle_JiLLn:

LauraLynneC:

I would reply to every single one with "just wait for..." and put something awful that comes down the line.  It'll be like a game...

OK LauraLynne.   I officially am in love with you. 

I think I love you too. I think we should put together a list of super fun responses that she can give to her. 

I was going to say hide her, but after really LauraLynne's comment, I like it better. This could be highly entertaining for all of us. :-)

mrssmith717

wow the FML one is pretty, just, wow. 

I would hide, or risk explosion.

JRS72206

LauraLynneC:

I would reply to every single one with "just wait for..." and put something awful that comes down the line.  It'll be like a game...

HAHAHA. OR...every time she posts take a shot. Now THAT would be some fun. 

~Lynchie~

LauraLynneC:

I would reply to every single one with "just wait for..." and put something awful that comes down the line.  It'll be like a game...

I bet we can help you come up with some great "just wait for's" that would scare the crap out of her!   

"Just wait until you cant laugh/sneeze/move without peeing a little"

"Just wait until your labia swells up like 2 twinkies"

"Just wait 'til you've got hemmies the size of grapes"

LauraLynneC

 - vericose veins (sometimes on your labia!)

- episiotomy

- pooping on the delivery table

- stretch marks

- belly touching by strangers

- sciatica

etc etc etc

Alli923

-strangers ask you about breastfeeding

-you can't poop for 8 days straight

-the smell of cooking hamburger/cigarette smoke/wet dog/etc. makes you run to the nearest toilet to puke

-the skin on your belly looks like a wrinkled old prune, but shakes like jelly!

-your DH has to help your enormous, pasty white, beached whale self out of the bathtub because you're too big to get out alone

-you pee all over your own hands while aiming for the cup at the dr. office 

DrunkenDenMother

JRS72206:

LauraLynneC:

I would reply to every single one with "just wait for..." and put something awful that comes down the line.  It'll be like a game...

HAHAHA. OR...every time she posts take a shot. Now THAT would be some fun. 

DrunkenDenMother agrees with this!

DrunkenDenMother

~Lynchie~:

LauraLynneC:

I would reply to every single one with "just wait for..." and put something awful that comes down the line.  It'll be like a game...

I bet we can help you come up with some great "just wait for's" that would scare the crap out of her!   

"Just wait until you cant laugh/sneeze/move without peeing a little"

"Just wait until your labia swells up like 2 twinkies"

"Just wait 'til you've got hemmies the size of grapes"

 

Oh My Gah!!  Twinkies? 

~Lynchie~

DrunkenDenMother:

~Lynchie~:

LauraLynneC:

I would reply to every single one with "just wait for..." and put something awful that comes down the line.  It'll be like a game...

I bet we can help you come up with some great "just wait for's" that would scare the crap out of her!   

"Just wait until you cant laugh/sneeze/move without peeing a little"

"Just wait until your labia swells up like 2 twinkies"

"Just wait 'til you've got hemmies the size of grapes"

 

Oh My Gah!!  Twinkies? 

Twinkies...  no lie.

blueLu25

I'm dying over here! Lol!

 

keri1013

Oh man, I think you need to use some of these suggestions and then share her response with us!

suzie711

keri1013:

Oh man, I think you need to use some of these suggestions and then share her response with us!

This!! hahahah .. these are hilarious!

StellaZ

newmommy74

Seattle_JiLLn:

FML?  really?  because she's "bored"?  I hope her morning sickness kicks in soon and she can really know how FML she can feel.  

LOL - love it!!!