WTF Wednesday

madelyn07

Anyone have anything?

Here is mine:

WTF co-worker? Are you seriously mad that the new sunglasses I have are almost exactly like the new sunglasses you have? Because you realize how ridiculous you sound, right? Considering I bought mine on Saturday, here in Auburn, and you bought yours on Saturday while you were in a different state. So it isn't like you had yours, I saw them, and copied you. We bought them at pretty much the exact same time, without talking about it before hand, in two different states! RELAX! At the absolute worst, we'll be seen walking to/from the parking deck together wearing them. But that's highly unlikely seeing as I work much longer hours than you do.

theworms

madelyn07:

WTF co-worker? Are you seriously mad that the new sunglasses I have are almost exactly like the new sunglasses you have? Because you realize how ridiculous you sound, right? Considering I bought mine on Saturday, here in Auburn, and you bought yours on Saturday while you were in a different state. So it isn't like you had yours, I saw them, and copied you. We bought them at pretty much the exact same time, without talking about it before hand, in two different states! RELAX! At the absolute worst, we'll be seen walking to/from the parking deck together wearing them. But that's highly unlikely seeing as I work much longer hours than you do.

holy crap your co-worker is an assss.

i am in a bad mood and want to punch everyone.

WTF!  why is it so hard to get and stay pregnant?  it happens to thousands of people every day and yet for so many of us, not so much.  i just want to be a mom, why is it so f'ing hard.

thebeadinglady

WTF sis, you tried on around 20 wedding dresses last weekend and 95% looked amazing on you. And yet you let the 2 that didn't fit ruin the whole day. You are a perfect size 6 and have an amazing athletic body, get some freaking self esteem already!

WTF body, why can't yo ever do what you are supposed to? Tell AF to get her act together and make an appearance now so I can start stims already!

DeputiesWife

WTF body - can you PLEASE stop throwing up. This is not fun. At all. 

WTF FB friends in Buffalo - I watch you complain ALL.THE.TIME about weather in the fall/winter/spring and now that you have nice days all i see are statuses about how HOT it is. Get over it. and enjoy the damn sunshine.

M- your co-worker has some serious issues.

worms ::hugs:: you WILL be a mom  

RFBsbride

I LOVE these!!!
Here?s mine:

WTF Land Owner!? We called you on Saturday to let you know that we are prepared to make you an offer on the land you?ve been trying to sell for over 5 years and you STILL haven?t returned our call!? How long are we supposed to wait around for you to finally get around to calling us back?? I?ve been trying to maintain some composure and not count my chickens before they hatch in regards to planning our dream home, but you?re starting to crush my dreams!

WTF Lead Co-Worker!? Why did you wait until TODAY to tell me I didn?t have to do 50% of the work I have already done?!? That is information that probably should?ve been relayed to me 2 weeks ago! And WTF cube-neighbor!? You?re so disgusting, I swear.? Like it?s not bad enough that you HACK UP a LUNG every 15 seconds to the point where ALL of your immediate cube-neighbors have asked to be moved away from you due to the distraction, but now you?ve added BELCHING to the mix?? BELCHING?!? What are you ? a 9 year old boy?!

And finally?
WTF Joey McIntyre!? Yay, your wife had ANOTHER baby but you?re supposed to be playing in a concert THIS WEEKEND that I will be at so you BETTER be there!? Couldn?t you have planned baby #3 a little better so your wife didn?t have her while you?re in the middle of a tour?? ;-) ?

love2b_mrst

WTF...how do I get sick while I am taking antibiotics?  I have a killer cold right now, my nose is completely stuffed up and I sound like a man.

jlcrane78

RFBsbride:

And finally?
WTF Joey McIntyre!  Yay, your wife had ANOTHER baby but you?re supposed to be playing in a concert THIS WEEKEND that I will be at so you BETTER be there!  Couldn?t you have planned baby #3 a little better so your wife didn?t have her while you?re in the middle of a tour?  ;-)

I'm cracking up.  I'm going to see that tour, but my date is not until the 16th.  I'm sure he'll be back by then.

WTF money!  Why can't you just grow on trees?  There is NEVER enough of you.

jamielynnohio

HTF- How the flip, am I gonna get all of this work done over the next 6 wks? I can't plan a 3 day event, coordinate the staff schedules and station schedules, design and work the fundraisers, request/pick up donations, buy the snacks, buy craft supplies, assemble example crafts, build the entire main set, decorate 3 locations, advertise, and execute this thing successfully (for 50 kids) all by myself! I've had a billion volunteers sign up- but now I need you to actually HELP! This can't be done alone- It's crunch time! I'm totally passionate about it and want it to be done- so, just like last year (on a 3 man crew) it'll get done- I just don't know how!!!