So what would your MUD be?

femmegem

I think I'd model my AE's life on Danielle from RHONJ.

mlm1128

Probably that I killed my step sons mother and hid the body. It is something I fantasy about. And although I am the worst liar ever, I watch enough of the ID network to be able to spin a pretty good tale about covering my tracks. 

But seriously, I wasn't kidding when I said I'd be caught in 3 posts or less. I could never lie like that, even to people that don't know me IRL.  I would be crazed with guilt.

EdithBouvierBeale

probably it would be dramatic weightloss through will power and healthy livin' alone, and I would also have luxurious hair that always looked good.

and no zits.

because these are the things that I think about all the time.

while Im eating cake and not exercising and experimenting with my woolen hair.

and picking at my face.

warriormomerin

Husband raped my kid, cleaned out our accounts and fled to the Caribbean while racking up $80,000 in CC debt. He gets arrested and loses his six figure job, the house gets foreclosed on and I'm forced to file bankruptcy while trying to find a job and support two kids on my own. Then I have to fight the husband during the divorce because he wants to force our children to visit him while he's in prison. Mix in some crazy in-laws and a funny story involving getting called to jury duty for the same exact judge who sentenced the husband, and you've got yourself a Lifetime Movie.

Yep, that would have to be a made-up story.

DandelionMom

I'm so bad at this, I can't even think of MUD.

I'd just have an AE to say awful things about everyone. 

EdithBouvierBeale

warrior*mom:

Husband raped my kid, cleaned out our accounts and fled to the Caribbean while racking up $80,000 in CC debt. He gets arrested and loses his six figure job, the house gets foreclosed on and I'm forced to file bankruptcy while trying to find a job and support two kids on my own. Then I have to fight the husband during the divorce because he wants to force our children to visit him while he's in prison. Mix in some crazy in-laws and a funny story involving getting called to jury duty for the same exact judge who sentenced the husband, and you've got yourself a Lifetime Movie.

Yep, that would have to be a made-up story.

you're so perfect for us.

also, you totally stole that story from my reader's digest!

( just kidding. )

 

CubbyMama

DandelionMom:

I'm so bad at this, I can't even think of MUD.

Same here--I have zero imagination.

mlm1128

Warrior, I know your story is not MUD. And it is so not something to joke about. But I honestly believe you could change the names, write a novel and recoup your losses. Because it really does sound like a Lifetime movie.

And don't you worry.  There is a very special corner in hell reserved for people like that. He'll get his.  And if his fellow inmates know what he did to your dd, he already is!

justEK

That me and Kori are the same person. Oh and I bought a bridge for a fortune

tslmom87

H went awol and Im scared about him getting caught! haha yeah not creative but this up coming deployment, Im really dreading!

EdithBouvierBeale

mlm1128:

Warrior, I know your story is not MUD. And it is so not something to joke about. But I honestly believe you could change the names, write a novel and recoup your losses. Because it really does sound like a Lifetime movie.

And don't you worry.  There is a very special corner in hell reserved for people like that. He'll get his.  And if his fellow inmates know what he did to your dd, he already is!

I agree that a book could be in order at least. not solely for profit but also to help others. and there ARE others- i think there are limited resources out there for the many victims because people have a hard time talking!

but the profit would be a good bonue, because it might be tacky of me to say so- but I think it's deserved.

if there is any way to make good come out of it while also making OTHER good come of it? DO IT.

femmegem

I'm a horrible liar, too. I'd be posting under the wrong sn all the time and totally out myself.

EdithBouvierBeale

justEK:

That me and Kori are the same person. Oh and I bought a bridge for a fortune

ok you little weirdo- THAT was funny!! lol!

what the hell is going on dude?

femmegem

EdithBouvierBeale:

mlm1128:

Warrior, I know your story is not MUD. And it is so not something to joke about. But I honestly believe you could change the names, write a novel and recoup your losses. Because it really does sound like a Lifetime movie.

And don't you worry.  There is a very special corner in hell reserved for people like that. He'll get his.  And if his fellow inmates know what he did to your dd, he already is!

I agree that a book could be in order at least. not solely for profit but also to help others. and there ARE others- i think there are limited resources out there for the many victims because people have a hard time talking!

but the profit would be a good bonue, because it might be tacky of me to say so- but I think it's deserved.

if there is any way to make good come out of it while also making OTHER good come of it? DO IT.

This. I don't know how you kept yourself from castrating him with a butter knife. For that alone you deserve some money.

femmegem

EdithBouvierBeale:

probably it would be dramatic weightloss through will power and healthy livin' alone, and I would also have luxurious hair that always looked good.

and no zits.

because these are the things that I think about all the time.

while Im eating cake and not exercising and experimenting with my woolen hair.

and picking at my face.

Girl, you still make me LOL. Like really, literally, LOL.

summerbrideDC

femmegem:

I'm a horrible liar, too. I'd be posting under the wrong sn all the time and totally out myself.

This would be me, too.  

MayorMcCheese000

EdithBouvierBeale:

probably it would be dramatic weightloss through will power and healthy livin' alone, and I would also have luxurious hair that always looked good.

and no zits.

because these are the things that I think about all the time.

while Im eating cake and not exercising and experimenting with my woolen hair.

and picking at my face.

Please write a book or a blog at least, you seriously just made me spit out my morning coffee!!

I think my MUD would be that JOE is actually my AE!!

eclaires

I'd probably take some soap opera storylines and make them my own.

I my soaps.

CleoKitty

I'd make up a story like this: Years ago, while thought to be dying, my future MIL confessed to DH that his deceased father really wasn't his father-she'd had an affair with someone else. A decade later she's still alive and her health requires her to move in with her ds's family. One day I'm home alone and an older man with white hair knocks on the door. It's dh's bio-dad who we'd never met or seen before. He asks to visit with MIL because he's heard about her deteriorating health. They visit all afternoon, he holds the kids, and then is never heard from again after he leaves. Later we hear that he only stopped by that day to visit because his wife was out of town, LOL! 

I'm pretty sure that there were people who thought that was MUD. 

Or, maybe my MUD would involve a set of triplets conceived with my eggs and meeting these bio-egg-babies after a horrible accident occurred while celebrating their birthday that resulted in the death of one of the children. Yeah, that would be it. (Just to be clear: no one, to my knowledge, ever said that they suspected that one was MUD. I was a little surprised since it seems like any highly dramatic story shared here has at least one person who questions the story's validity. )

rebs

That I won the lottery and I was taking all nesties for a big gtg in the tropics... but then I can't because DH starts claiming the lottery tix is his and we are getting divorced so it is all tied up in the messy divorce proceedings.

LOL this would never happen b/c I adore my DH, and I never buy lottery tix!