I didn't know when it would happen, and I wasn't expecting it to happen this soon. But I have reached the point of "too big to shave".
I managed to get things trimmed, but I dont think that's going to happen again. What do I do now? Waxing is terrifying to me, I've never had it done before (on any part of my body).
::sigh::
Re: Anyone have a weed wacker?
A few things... one, this made me think of fat biitches not being able to shave their hairy snatches. Two, I imagined actually using a weed-wacker to *ahem* trim, and it made me do this...
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::files away this idea::
I guess I don't have a dirty mind this morning but I was totally thinking an actual weed wacker. ha! I have no advice....let's just say at a certain point on bedrest the nurses busted out the clippers.
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OMG! Why didn't I think about that!Â
this was my favorite story EVAH.
I did it by touch, I'm sure I looked like a hyena down there.
Baby in a Blue Teapot
Tempest in a Blue Teapot, food and everything else
"You live, you learn, you drink, and move on." ~ Rotty
"This ribbon has been reported." - lovesnina
I started using a trimmer at some point.Â
 Embrace the bush.