Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

IdahoGirl

Really?  For the love of pete.  This guy is *really* in touch with his feminine side. 

https://www.slate.com/id/2295405

doublem

"It was strange to apply a breast pump for the first time. My nipples aren't accustomed to regular stimulation, and though I felt like I was defying the natural order, pumping was surprisingly pleasant. Nipples are filled with nerve endings, after all, and the gentle upward tug of the pump was both comforting and erotic."

Ummm, this has NOT been my pumping experience AT. ALL.!   Maybe I'm doing it wrong...

JRS72206

Well if the fruit bat can do it, why can't he?? Weeeeirdo.

m&m823

Grody.

keri1013

doublem:

"It was strange to apply a breast pump for the first time. My nipples aren't accustomed to regular stimulation, and though I felt like I was defying the natural order, pumping was surprisingly pleasant. Nipples are filled with nerve endings, after all, and the gentle upward tug of the pump was both comforting and erotic."

Ummm, this has NOT been my pumping experience AT. ALL.!   Maybe I'm doing it wrong...

Yeah, I found nothing pleasant about pumping. Maybe if he did it multiple times a day for 15 months like I did, he'd be singing a different tune.

dawnies79

The title of your post made me laugh.  The rest of the post...

LauraLynneC

he's clearly not thinking very far ahead...*if* he can produce milk, once he stops he's going to have to wear a support bra for the saggy bags left behind...especially since he doesn't likely have much "breast" tissue now...

*gag*

applecider

What a weird article.  I wonder if it is sincere or if he just wrote it because he knew it would be a hot mess?

(And I've totally heard of the African Pygmy tribes.  I think its kind of awesome.)