I may need one of you to testify for me at my trial.

BostonGayGal

(But please don't allow me to attack my face with tweezers Casey Anthony style.)

Teenage girl clients drive me INSANE. They can be so wonderfully sensible, and then they fall for a boy. Eventually, a client's temporary inability to process logic due to boy will make me go mad and I will kill.

I take a lot of them to go for manicures, because NOTHING makes a girl open up like sitting across the dryer in a nail salon. But the dual benefit is that I know that if I were to strangle them then, it would wreck my nails. 

Please testify (when I finally break), that I did it out of the love in my heart, not cruelty. 

 

Chatham2007

I got your back 'yo.

It's been a while since any BOTBers needed to be bailed out so I'm sure the coffers are full.

BostonGayGal

Chatham2007:

I got your back 'yo.

It's been a while since any BOTBers needed to be bailed out so I'm sure the coffers are full.

There is no way I would be bailed if I do what I want to do. I really really wish I could tell you guys more, because I am so incredibly proud of this recently-knuckleheaded client. She represents all the reasons I would love a daughter, and all of the reasons I could end up in a straight jacket if I have one. 

Chatham2007

Aw, sweetie, I'm sorry. It's rewarding and soul sucking all at the same time when you relate to a client like that.  Makes you start day dreaming about ways to make the boy "go away", lol.

If we can't bail you out, I promise to be your Elle Woods and bring you goodie baskets while your in the clink.

mrsadamc 05

Chatham2007:

Aw, sweetie, I'm sorry. It's rewarding and soul sucking all at the same time when you relate to a client like that.  Makes you start day dreaming about ways to make the boy "go away", lol.

If we can't bail you out, I promise to be your Elle Woods and bring you goodie baskets while your in the clink.

I just made cake balls, I'll FedEx them to Chatham for your basket.   

BostonGayGal

The promise of cake balls is not going to help my restraint. Though, at the moment what I am craving is cookie dough.

 

ohashlet

BostonGayGal:

The promise of cake balls is not going to help my restraint. Though, at the moment what I am craving is cookie dough.

 

 

For you.

caffinated_tulip

ohashlet:

BostonGayGal:

The promise of cake balls is not going to help my restraint. Though, at the moment what I am craving is cookie dough.

 

 

For you.

::Stuffs a handfull into mouth and looks around guiltily::