No wonder LL is over here....

achase123

Not getting the responses she wanted on BOTB?

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/53803693.aspx

Cam1027

I saw that.. I really wish I had enough time to do nothing but look for drama!

purple_posies

Cam1027:

I saw that.. I really wish I had enough time to do nothing but look for drama!

Srsly.

P.S. - your kiddo is super cute.

achase123

lurkylulu:

Oh you are something else. It's no wonder you're single.

Oh you don't like it when people stalk your home board and then post a link to it?

hmmmmm......

And I thought you read my blog...and therefore would have figured out why I'm single, because after all, you know more about me than I do.

ShanJosh777

Cam1027:

I saw that.. I really wish I had enough time to do nothing but look for drama!

Maybe you should have married someone with a great career. Then you would have been able to provide EXCEPTIONALLY WELL for your family... then you could sit around and do nothing all day instead of, ya know, working and taking care of your child.

FerreraRocher

The person has issues.

achase123

ShanJosh777:

Cam1027:

I saw that.. I really wish I had enough time to do nothing but look for drama!

Maybe you should have married someone with a great career. Then you would have been able to provide EXCEPTIONALLY WELL for your family... then you could sit around and do nothing all day instead of, ya know, working and taking care of your child.

I really want to know what career that is.  I think I made the wrong choice.

achase123

lurkylulu:

achase123:

lurkylulu:

Oh you are something else. It's no wonder you're single.

Oh you don't like it when people stalk your home board and then post a link to it?

hmmmmm......

And I thought you read my blog...and therefore would have figured out why I'm single, because after all, you know more about me than I do.

It's the internet. I don't give a fvck where you go. My favorite post was the Paco Bell one. Omg. Laughter for days.

Be careful with the comments, we might start to figure out who you are if you give too many hints.

ShanJosh777

achase123:

ShanJosh777:

Cam1027:

I saw that.. I really wish I had enough time to do nothing but look for drama!

Maybe you should have married someone with a great career. Then you would have been able to provide EXCEPTIONALLY WELL for your family... then you could sit around and do nothing all day instead of, ya know, working and taking care of your child.

I really want to know what career that is.  I think I made the wrong choice.

Same. But surprisingly, she won't answer.

achase123

lurkylulu:

achase123:

ShanJosh777:

Cam1027:

I saw that.. I really wish I had enough time to do nothing but look for drama!

Maybe you should have married someone with a great career. Then you would have been able to provide EXCEPTIONALLY WELL for your family... then you could sit around and do nothing all day instead of, ya know, working and taking care of your child.

I really want to know what career that is.  I think I made the wrong choice.

Um, you've been on here just as much as I have been today. Pot meet kettle?

However, you forget that I wasn't the one claiming to provide exceptionally well for my family, blah, blah.  I have a whopping $4 in my wallet at this very moment.  I'm a poor down and out SP, remember?

achase123

lurkylulu:

So, let me get this straight. You're jealous because I'm not poor?

No, but claiming that you provide exceptionally well for your family would imply that you have a career where you have enormous important responsibilities.  However, from what I have seen, you seem to spend a great deal of time on the internet....so I (like the others here) are curious as to what exactly it is that you do?  What is your job that allows you to make loads of money while firing insults at e-strangers all day? 

ShanJosh777

lurkylulu:

achase123:

lurkylulu:

achase123:

ShanJosh777:

Cam1027:

I saw that.. I really wish I had enough time to do nothing but look for drama!

Maybe you should have married someone with a great career. Then you would have been able to provide EXCEPTIONALLY WELL for your family... then you could sit around and do nothing all day instead of, ya know, working and taking care of your child.

I really want to know what career that is.  I think I made the wrong choice.

Um, you've been on here just as much as I have been today. Pot meet kettle?

However, you forget that I wasn't the one claiming to provide exceptionally well for my family, blah, blah.  I have a whopping $4 in my wallet at this very moment.  I'm a poor down and out SP, remember?

So, let me get this straight. You're jealous because I'm not poor?

I am! If I could be rich while sitting around stirring up drama on a hundred boards, just think of how much more meaningful stuff I'd have time for. 

heatherlane

achase123:

lurkylulu:

So, let me get this straight. You're jealous because I'm not poor?

No, but claiming that you provide exceptionally well for your family would imply that you have a career where you have enormous important responsibilities.  However, from what I have seen, you seem to spend a great deal of time on the internet....so I (like the others here) are curious as to what exactly it is that you do?  What is your job that allows you to make loads of money while firing insults at e-strangers all day? 

The oldest profession in the world.

Also, working nights frees up the daytime for Oprah and message board stalking.

ShanJosh777

lurkylulu:

Um, you've been on here just as much as I have been today. Pot meet kettle?

Right, but I have an average career and only provide sufficiently for my family, not exceptionally. That's why I'm in school. Can you help me out with what magical career path I should take to be like you?

achase123

heatherlane:

achase123:

lurkylulu:

So, let me get this straight. You're jealous because I'm not poor?

No, but claiming that you provide exceptionally well for your family would imply that you have a career where you have enormous important responsibilities.  However, from what I have seen, you seem to spend a great deal of time on the internet....so I (like the others here) are curious as to what exactly it is that you do?  What is your job that allows you to make loads of money while firing insults at e-strangers all day? 

The oldest profession in the world.

Also, working nights frees up the daytime for Oprah and message board stalking.

I'm jealous.  Uh because of the Oprah watching, not because of the career.  It's her last three shows for crying out loud!  Good thing I have DVR.

Oh, and lulu, I am also jealous of you because you aren't poor.

achase123

lurkylulu:

Well, you also spend a "great deal of time" on the internet, no? How do you get away with spending so much time on the internet during a work day? I do run a company that I started and it's done really, really well. Like most business owners, I employ people who do the majority of the work. I'm lucky that my husband chose a career path that has allowed him to provide well for our family also. Hence, the pre-nup.

The point of me saying that I "provide exceptionally well" for my daughter and that I had a pre-nup was that even if my husband cheats on me or goes off the deep end, financially, I will be just fine. I understand that I am lucky to be in that position and it's taken a lot of hard work to get here. But I wasn't an idiot when I was dating and chose to date someone who wasn't a douchebag.

I do spend a lot of time on the internet, especially when I hear there's a crazy person calling me an idiot and calling me out on a message board.  I'm a glutton for punishment like that, I cannot stay away from it. 

 I'm happy for you that you made a better choice than I did when you were dating and married someone who was equally successful and also agreed to signing a pre-nup. 

It sounds like you have all of your ducks in a row and have various failproof methods in place which will prevent you from any and all harm ever coming your way in your life.  We should all be so lucky.

achase123

lurkylulu:

It's okay. I can lend you one of my nannies if you'd like. Or the maid? Sorry we don't keep a therapist on staff, or I'd totally him/her to you. Lord knows you need it.

No therapist on staff??  What??? 

I have one of my own though, thanks. 

Oh, and better make sure you keep your nanny and your hubby away from eachother....wouldn't want you to have to invoke the pre-nup.

FormerlyAK

achase123:

Oh, and better make sure you keep your nanny and your hubby away from eachother....wouldn't want you to have to invoke the pre-nup.

This is the line of the day. Love it!

achase123

lurkylulu:

FormerlyAK:

achase123:

Oh, and better make sure you keep your nanny and your hubby away from eachother....wouldn't want you to have to invoke the pre-nup.

This is the line of the day. Love it!

Well, then he'd be fvcking his sister and that would just be weird.

Your story just keeps getting better and better.  Now your hired help is your own SIL.  Uh huh.  Who's your cook, your MIL?