Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

SuperThat1006

Just for fun.

"Instead of a regular arm, Carl had been born with a pigeon's wing. The odd thing was, no one had ever laughed at his wing -- not even the mean kids at school. Then one day he realized why: he looked in the mirror and saw that he was a pigeon. He looked in the mirror and sh!t right there ... as he often did, wherever he was."

franceshouseman

I love Jack Handy quotes!
edited to add my favorite
? ? ? ?Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.?

CinemaGoddess

     ?It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.?

IHO yesterday:

"     If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting?

Just because:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."?

SuperThat1006

cinema_goddess:

     ?It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.?

IHO yesterday:

"     If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting?

Just because:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."?

AHAHA I love this one

SparkleTart

This is the Deep Thought of the Day from the website:

Instead of mouse traps, how about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed.