controversial (clicky b/c that's what life is all about) poll

joyco

Because I can't decide...

 

Last night I had dinner at Olive Garden with my SIL and her kid while Jay and BIL were at the Spurs game.  There was this super hot (seriously, her body was rockin', I was re-thinking my order of the baked ziti...) chick there at the table next to us.  Then she opened her mouth and OMG, it was scary.

This from the girl who has a problem looking at people in the face when they have teeth issues, so take that for what it's worth.

 

[Poll]

ssinca

what, no SS option?  I'd like to pick C - moderately overweight with moderately bad teeth.

kthxbai.

rssnlvr

Totally the rockin' body and a degree in ventriloquism.

L L CG

Rockin' bod.  I can learn sign language.  

txbabs111

I would just use the tricks that Ross did in the Friends episode where he whitened his teeth for too long.

Nessia

rssnlvr:

Totally the rockin' body and a degree in ventriloquism.

PRETTY MUCH

mlf625

Duh.  Bad teeth.  I'd rock the surly, silent thing.

bluestreet

This is hilarious. Thank you. I needed this.

chargermama

mlf625:

Duh.  Bad teeth.  I'd rock the surly, silent thing.

 

THIS!