Speaking of the Real Housewives ... really important question.

mlf625

If you absolutely had to ahem, "do" one of the following RHers, who you gonna "do"?

a) Simon of NY

b) Slade of OC

c) Marisol's mom of Miami

AND GO! 

MrsShackleford

a)

b)

c)

No way.

OrangeFelt

What's the fourth option that would happen if we didn't since we "had to"? death? I might choose death.

mlf625

MrsShackleford:

a)

b)

c)

No way.

WRONG ANSWER.

PICK ONE OR ..... OR ELSE! 

michelleaxo

Can I choose Slade, but the Slade from the first season of OC? He was hot. Now...not so much.

mlf625

I suppose I should answer.  I'm picking b) Slade, and I'm making sure we use 5 forms of protection so I don't become the next baby mama with a deadbeat baby daddy.

And I'm going to drink heavily before and after. 

mlf625

michelleaxo:

Can I choose Slade, but the Slade from the first season of OC? He was hot. Now...not so much.

Time travel pass granted.  Good luck with Jo. 

ssinca

Simon. So that I can say I had sex with a gay man.:P I wouldn't so much be worried about getting PG with slade as much as I would be frightened of getting an STD or 10.

JayandJack

mlf625:

michelleaxo:

Can I choose Slade, but the Slade from the first season of OC? He was hot. Now...not so much.

Time travel pass granted.  Good luck with Jo. 

I'll take a second time pass. On the condition I can have lots of vodka before. I'm not sure I could do it sober. 

As for Jo....she's tiny. I might be able to take her. 

brideonjuly8

I feel like such a loser.  I don't watch any of those shows.  I'd rather sleep when the bebe is in bed. 

austxgrl

Oh God!  I'm going to go with the old Slade as well but I might need to be passed out drunk so that I don't remember a thing. 

MrsMillerTime

I call dibs on Jeana's son, Shane.  Or Kyle's husband.

misjenn

MrsMillerTime:

I call dibs on Jeana's son, Shane.  Or Kyle's husband.

ME TOO! But to clarify the son that is legal not the illegal one.

austxgrl

misjenn:

MrsMillerTime:

I call dibs on Jeana's son, Shane.  Or Kyle's husband.

ME TOO! But to clarify the son that is legal not the illegal one.

If we're choosing outside of the box then I want Jason Hoppy.  I'm in love with Jason Hoppy! He quite possibly could be the perfect man.

meg120510

Ditto Kyle's hubby, Mauricio. He is good looking and I love his voice. Marisol's mom is down right scary looking! I wouldn't be sad if RHOM got cancelled.

mcurban

I bet you dollars to donuts that Simon is crazy kinky in the sack. So, I'd chose him. If I were blindfolded. And I had earplugs.

mcurban

:::crickets:::

mlf625

mcurban:

:::crickets:::

post killer. 

mcurban

just following the rules, ma'am. you said pick one and i picked one. dems the rules.

CollieJade

mcurban:

I bet you dollars to donuts that Simon is crazy kinky in the sack. So, I'd chose him. If I were blindfolded. And I had earplugs.

Only because he putts from the rough.  Am I the only one that sees that?!?

FireChiefsBride

Duuude, I don't know.  Simon is as gay as Ricky Martin. Slade is :bleh: (did yall see the ep where Gretchen was all "You're fat" and he was all (in a gross voice) "Ladies look at me and dont know if I'm a movie star or [some other ridiculous comparison]" and then his icky self was half-nekkid doing sit-ups.  GAG ME!

And I only saw one episode of Miami. I will catch up when school's out or I'm procrastinating papers. 

And I think Bethenny's husband is a cutie. Mauricio is hot w/ a nice accent, but I can't get over how crazy Kyle is, therefor making him lame by association. 

mlf625

<-----had to go look up 'putt from the rough' on urbandicationary.com.  And yeah, duh.  He likes GLITTER!  

FCB, prepare yourself.  Marisol's mom is SCARY.  Better yet, skip it entirely.  Dumbest edition ever. 

shanwalk2

mlf625:

I suppose I should answer.  I'm picking b) Slade, and I'm making sure we use 5 forms of protection so I don't become the next baby mama with a deadbeat baby daddy.

And I'm going to drink heavily before and after. 

amen.   

shanwalk2

MrsMillerTime:

I call dibs on Jeana's son, Shane.  Or Kyle's husband.

no kidding.  Kyle's husband is riiiight up my ally.  

...i wish...